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Macaloon

When someone loosely agrees to your bet, but then won’t provide concrete confirmation. If the wager wins, they’ll say they never put it in. However, if it loses, you are expected to pay in full. Normally, this person is prompt with both phone calls and texts. Yet, when even a modest wager is introduced, they will begin a weird game of cat & mouse, often not responding for hours. You are then, consequently, left not knowing whether your bet has been locked in.
(Guy 1) Hey Man! You won your bet!
(Guy 2) Yea...about that, I’m not really sure if I did or not.
(Guy 1) Ohhh no, you got macalooned, huh?
(Guy 2) Yep.
by The Knight of Right November 29, 2020
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Macaroon Mark

A mark who has the intelligence of a Macaroon
by Mr.Poopybuttholey September 25, 2021
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Macaroons

Small breasts that have a man's sperm running down the middle.

The term macaroon gets this definition from the idea of two small domes with cream inbetween. Ironically, some if not most macaroons are made with some type of nut. Usually almonds.

This is not often used as a derogatory term, but instead as a compliment, as macaroons are widely enjoyed as a sweet treat and often preferred in smaller sizes.
She's my macaroon
I made her chest a macaroon
I love my macaroons
by PhuzzyWuzzy December 11, 2021
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Macarooning

When a girl runs up and slams her cootie lips on someone’s face.
Shut up bitch or I’m gonna start macarooning you and your grandma.
by flyingbeebiscuits June 11, 2024
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