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the maaman effect

1. the effect a stupid person's acts have on people around him
2. the lack of common sense that cracks up people
guy1: i can't find my phone!
guy2: here take my phone and call yours
guy1: tried that already didn't work
guy2: is it on silent?
guy1:.....
guy2: now that's the maaman effect!

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guy1: dude i fell on my face!
guy2: now that's the real maaman!
by Freeek August 9, 2012
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madagascar

The hardest F&^*!@ country to infect in Pandemic II
OMG WTF I CANT INFECT MADAGASCAR
by NeoBeowulf August 18, 2008
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Private (From Penguins of Madagascar)

Private was the lead mastermind behind the assassination of John F. Kennedy, but not limited to only him. He also committed systematic mass genocide in Auschwitz and was the lead commander of the 1st SS Panzer Division (Hitler's Personal Guard). He is the #1 wanted on the FBI watch list and has a bounty of around 150 million dollars .He also committed various war crimes in Northern Afghanistan during his 33rd deployment with Delta Force. These war crimes include:

1. Systematic mass genocide
2. Using chemical and biological weapons
3. Murdering more than 50,000 innocent civilians
4. Inhumane experiments on civilians
5. Use of napalm when not needed
6. Using weaponized small pox
7. Handing out "water" to civilians (it was full of Ebola cells)
8. Executing POW's
9. Assassinating military leaders
And 10. Extracting fluids from the human body, thus creating robots
Person 1: Hey, you know Private (From Penguins of Madagascar)?
Person 2: Yeah, the terrorist?
Person 1: Yes.
by Osama F. Hitler November 19, 2020
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MacGayver

verb. to utilize accessible but limited resources around
ones(gay)self to create something fabulous.

noun. someone who is one part Martha Stewart, one part Bob Villa, and one part MacGuyver that is able to utilize their talent and skill to create something fabulous out of limited but accessible resources.
Todd whipped into MacGayver mode and grabbed three camping lanterns, a couple of bungee cords, chiffon, and some zip ties to create not only needed but wonderful lighting over the picnic table at our campsite.
by firebird71 July 22, 2009
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maaaah

seals, moose's, bees (in their heads), cows, sheep, dogs, alligators, horses, small rodents, the mentally disabled, dragons, unicorns, pigeons, old doors, rabbits, dolphins, various bacteria, insects, brick houses made before 1983, brooms, noses, frogs, some windows but not all, computers, Chris, Jesus, baby moles when the moon is full and telephone poles (maaaah)
by IV August 3, 2012
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Maayan

This Hebrew name means spring of water . A beautiful person inside and out don’t get On her bad side or you will be living hell. She chooses her friends carefully and is one of the most loyal friends you could get. They don’t judge unless your asking for it.
Hey Maayan!
She’s hottttt
by Balloon cap123 March 30, 2020
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President Madagascar

On an online game called Pandemic 2 where the goal is to infect and kill the entire human race, Madagascar is notorious for very quickly closing it's only point of access, it's port. Members of the Current Events social board of GameFAQs quickly made this a fad making a stickfigure called "President Madagascar" that closes the ports every single time any symptoms of any disease are shown.
Guy: President Madagascar, a man in Brazil is coughing!
President Madagascar: *eyes turn bloodshot* CLOSE. DOWN. EVERYTHING.
by ChrisDaLunatic September 30, 2008
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