shine my shoes

Another way of saying “kiss my ass”

TJ: You some shit at madden nigga!!
Rob: Nigga, Shine my shoes!

by A real brother December 11, 2022

My moon is slowly hiding her shine

You're taking a long time to reply

My moon is slowly hiding her shine, maybe I'm not that important.

by @cessprttyugh March 24, 2022

the reason my bedpost is so shiny

A way to say someone is comely or beautiful

"oh my god did you see chad brittany"

"oh mah gawd yah he the reason my bedpost is so shiny galfrend"

by astrahjfgas October 6, 2021

Fo Shindu My Hindu

itz like fo sheezy my neezy except not for black people and for indian people.

Fo shindu my hindu, it's the big neptindu.

by God November 5, 2003

shinger my fitter

To stick your fingers into someones poop shoot!
(finger my shitter mixed around)

"dude, mitch's mom is on fire!! I wanna shinger her fitter!"
"hey jim, shinger my fitter!"

by sknudson April 8, 2008

shined my ass

To beat someone ass. Typically a parent "teaching" their child manners.

"I smarted off and my dad shined my ass."

by unclvito November 30, 2017

Shining up my goose

A euphemism for someone receiving a handjob and or the act of madturbation

“My woman was shining up my goose before work today”

by I-played-with-ween March 14, 2024