oh snap, that's my kid's diaper money

Uttered loudly over a game of t-low, used to express the anguish and loss felt by an illegitimate inner-city father over the loss of his child's diaper funds to gambling or drugs. To be said with an urban accent. See hey, that's my cell phone

When Kyle saw that he had lost his two dollars, he jumped up and screamed "oh snap, niggah, that's my kid's diaper money!"

by fidel November 1, 2004

stole my music money

Commonly known to take someone's ideas and putting their stimnatual in a way of looking like they came up with and created it.....

Hey maybe that mothafucker stole my music money.

by RealBunnyMama84 May 30, 2021

Just give me my money

tiktok trend where a group of people say just give me my money one by one and after that everyone applauds that person who said just give me money except the last person to make them feel embarrassed.

Person 1: Just give me my money.
Everyone: Applauds
Person 2: Just give me my money
Everyone: Applauds
Person 3: Just give me my money
Everyone: Applauds
Person 4: Just give me my money
silence

by seventeenf August 21, 2024

My money my choice

An anti-feminist slogan started by Dave Chapelle used to expose the hypocrisy of feminists when it comes to abortion.

Dave Chapelle:But ladies… I also believe if you do decide to keep the baby man should not have to pay.
Crowd is silent
Dave Chapelle: It’s my money my choice

by BurgerKingNuggets July 11, 2024

Don't steal my dinner money!

A phrase used in a sarcastic manner in order to make the person you're talking to feel small/insignificant. Can also be used when being informed that you're incorrect about something.

1) Tom: "What's the time?"

Will: "8 I think."

Laura: "It's 9 actually."

Will: "Soz, don't steal my dinner money!"

2) A twelve year old chav tries to mug you..

Dave: "Mate, don't steal my dinner money."

by Mahnig March 31, 2010

My Money

My deeds are what are going to help people and by acting as a middle man and skimming money off the top you're demonstrating the truth of the proposition that you politics revolves entirely around other men footing the bill so you can both live high on the hog and make the people who can do what you can't against their will. And that's why the holocaust.

Hym "My money should be going to me. So, imprison the middle man and give me my money. They are just stealing opportunities that should be going to me under false pretenses and then insisting that I'm not more intelligent or better then they are. If it was up to me I would execute them all and their kids. And I know what you're thinking 'But Hym, That's what a Jew would do!' And No. I would do it better."

by Hym Iam March 3, 2025

Kicks me in the balls and steals my money

Something that is completely undesirable or unwanted.

Person 1: Hey, your uncle Clovis died yesterday.
Person 2: Well, that just kicks me in the balls and steals my money.

by MalumLibrum958 September 2, 2022