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Munching the Mekong

When performing cunnalingus on a woman whose pubes have heretofore never been trimmed. The experience can best be compared to slogging through the Mekong River Delta c. 1968. The fear grips you. You're back in the 'shit!
Hesh: I met this chick last night. She was hot, beautiful and amazing. I took her back to my crib and we got busy. All was great until I hit the sticky place. Man, she was a beast! I was Munching the Mekong; she was so hairy.
by Knucklehead Boy May 5, 2009
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Metal Munchies

When you really need to ear some metal music.
-I've got the metal munchies after hearing too much pop music at that party
by SnakeMetal July 16, 2009
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Moose Munching

The act of performing oral sex on someone while you are afflicted with a cold or upper respiratory ailment, causing a snorting sound similar to that made by a moose, horse, deer, etc.
So she decided to go down on me last night even though she had a sinus infection. I told her it was a bad idea but next thing I know there she is Moose Munching me.
by julio montoya December 27, 2011
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Joe Munchies

A disparaging nickname for Senator Joe Manchin, the poseur Democrat from West Virginia, because his racist arguments are about as coherent as a 24-7 pothead.
Here comes Senator Joe Munchies with another illogical diatribe in defense of the neo-Nazi Republican filibuster!
by Dr Bunnygirl June 23, 2021
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munching trade

Sucking dick.

A term started by the gay black and latino community of New York City, in the 80's and early 90's.
I feel like munching trade tonight. or Girl, we dipped into the stairway and I munched his trade.
by ghettogurl1973 August 11, 2011
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muffin munching

Performing cunnilingus i.e. placing one's mouth and tongue on, around and in the vagina and going for it!
"Hey Doris, I'm feeling rather peckish - get yer knickers off luv and let me do some muffin munching."
by silkpouch September 26, 2007
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Sleep-munchies

When you can't go to sleep or think about sleeping because hunger overcomes you.
Damn, I need second dinner. I have a mad case of the sleep-munchies.
by Andrew 'The Captain' Hoang April 26, 2006
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