When you're face is looking a bit scruffy, your foundations cracked and your hair looks greasy. The humiliating realty of not showering for three days straight.
by heavydirtytshirt May 19, 2016

The term Muddy Helmet is used in reference to a film residue, coating, paste, or chunks of shit remaining on the head or just below the head of a cock after anal sex.
This phenomenon results from pounding an anus not fully cleaned of feces.
The term is often used when speaking of homosexual sex.
A muddy helmet is sometimes referred to as a "fag fuck cock collar" or a "shit kiss".
This phenomenon results from pounding an anus not fully cleaned of feces.
The term is often used when speaking of homosexual sex.
A muddy helmet is sometimes referred to as a "fag fuck cock collar" or a "shit kiss".
Hey. I see you are heading out with that little Brazilian faggot Andre. Don't get a muddy helmet.
Last time you pounded that faggot Andre's ass, you had to use pineapple juice to get the mud off your helmet. What does that little hissy fit queer eat anyway? Motor oil?
Last time you pounded that faggot Andre's ass, you had to use pineapple juice to get the mud off your helmet. What does that little hissy fit queer eat anyway? Motor oil?
by Smack Baby October 23, 2011

by Mr50aneigth March 9, 2021

by Jasper Rojas October 27, 2008

The ring of poo left around one's eye after another has positioned their anus around the eyeball. For thrill seekers only.
Jack woke up, looked in the mirror and to his delight saw a brown ring around his left eye. In that instance he realised that Erin had visited him in the night to deliver a Muddy Monocle.
by HairyChickenBum December 15, 2011

by Hazzat July 7, 2012

a term made by new jersey teenagers for when you don’t feel like doing something or something gets complicated
by brick1738 June 6, 2021
