mozzarella slap

When one is eating a slice of cheese pizza and the cheese suddenly slaps you in the face.

Tiffany has cheese on her face from that mozzarella slap!

by xtremegirls August 3, 2011

Mozzarella Milk

The white liquid left over after you take the mozzarella log out of it's plastic covering.

"Ah man! I opened up the bag, and all the mozzarella milk spilled out!"

by Odysseus1 September 28, 2017

Mozzarella Tits

mot-suh-rel-luh tits noun

The culinary art of serving mozzarella sticks to a patron betwixt the (preferably perky) tits of the waitress/stripper

Hey let’s head over Minx for some mozzarella tits on lunch.

by Hugh Jasol 24 March 9, 2019

Mozzarella Cheesedick

The act of using a mozzarella stick in place of one's dick, then taking a bite out of it after placing in any or all orfices.

He straight mozzarella cheesedicked her ass after they cooked in the air fryer.

by JJ4ever February 11, 2022

Mozzarella Snack Sticks

This nosh is produced by T.G.I. Friday's and includes very few ingredients found in nature. Under optimal conditions, the flavor is intended to be the chemical approximation of cheese.

The bouquet of T.G.I. Friday's Mozzarella Snack Sticks is complicated by a secret catalyst: previously-shed uterine lining.

by Nude Fontanelle August 14, 2009

Mozzarella Stick

The act or instance of jerking off immediately after eating Doritos, without licking the cheese of your fingers first

After playing Call of Duty for 48 hours straight, I had a bag of Doritos, performed the Mozzarella Stick, and washed myself with mountain dew.

by False_Prince January 26, 2015

mozzarella dick

When you cut up mozzarella sticks and wrap them around your dick so a girl will blow you.

Guy 1: "Man I tried so hard to get head from that girl last night."
Guy 2: "Just make a mozzarella dick, that always works."

by Cheeeeeeseeee February 26, 2017