DNA mold

Really bad quality of hair. Grows in all directions but never looks like it.

You're lucky you got that good hair instead of my DNA mold.

by adorkable419 February 20, 2015

Moula

A popular alternative word for money.

Moula is normally used as slang for a substantial amount of cash. Often used in a celabratory sense or meaning of the word money, for example.

"Show me the Moula"

Ultimately holds the same meaning as the word money, paper or coinage that can be used to exchange for goods and services.

As the old adage goes. Moula, you can't live with it, you can't live without it.

"Show me the Moula"
"it's all about the Moula"
"Got any Moula for me?"
"Yeah! Getting that Moula!"

by OMeisterG October 7, 2017

Mouldy on the Lush

Irish slang meaning getting absolutely off your face drunk, usually while Knacker drinking (on the nac)

Friend: Did you pull that beure last night?
Me: No she was too moudly, she started getting sick everywhere!

Friend: Are we heading to a pub tonight?
Underage Friend: No fuck that we'll go on the nac and get mouldy on the lush instead!

by IrishGuru March 20, 2015

Moldovan Back Lotion

When a guy jizzes on a girl's back and then rubs it in with his hands.

"I gave her a Moldovan Back Lotion last night."

"He gave me a Moldovan Back Lotion last night. I tried to ask what the hell he was doing, but all he said was, 'CH!'"

by donthavesexwithmoldovans September 5, 2012

Moldy Poncho

Inserting a used/filled condom into the bottom of a girl's purse. If everything goes right, she won't discover it for a few days, hence the "Moldy Poncho'.

My girl was being a trick ass trick so I hooked her up with a moldy poncho.

by PDX Bag Hunter March 25, 2010

moldy bracelet

When you fist someone's anus and a ring of crusty old feces appears around your wrist.

After fisting her butt last night, it took me 10 minutes to wipe off the moldy bracelet she gave me.

by Sakura June 14, 2014

Kekka moule

The kind of guy to eat an arse

Oh my it’s kekka moule

by Reeeeee69696 April 5, 2019