Washington Monument

A Washington Monument is a turd that is two-tone and sticks up vertically, out of the water.

Dude, you might want to use the bathroom upstairs, some dick's left a Washington Monument in there.

by HibsMax February 5, 2009

Dunston Monument

Like a crack den but its outside

ran by the kingsmeadow radgies

Here mush wanna gan vape down dunston monument

na fuck that matty b will tax wi vapes and kill them in a bout 10 minutes

by Kingsmeadow Gadgas April 21, 2022

Washington Monument

The Worlds Largest Dildo

For Use by Your Mother.

My mother can only cum when using the good ol’ Washington Monument!

by Musty Musk Man November 24, 2022

Monumental Faggot

One who is a faggot of such epic proportions, that he/she would deserve a monument in honour of their faggotry, if said person wasn't such a raving faggot who should become an hero very very quickly.

Matt J. is such a monumental faggot, whenever I am stuck within 100 feet of his peadophilic ass I really want to jump out of the nearest high rise.

That guy isn't just your regular run of the mill faggot, he's a monumental faggot.

by >:3 November 16, 2007

fish monument

big hole in the ground with gigantic mutant carp in it, thay feed on pva bin
bags full of pig swill, used cat litter, fihermans leftovers and cattle feed.
anglers can use the full contents of a pet shops suply of animal and bird
feed in a two day fishing sesion.

"you'v been to a fish monument" "yeah didnt bother me" "flipping heck did you brake your rod" "no i use pandafodder"

by w&f January 18, 2009

Harry Monument

A musical artist on Soundcloud and Spotify. He is so cute and makes good tunes I luv him so much 😊😇

"Have you heard of Harry Monument?"
'Yeah I'm a stan'

by Hazystan2005 September 19, 2020

Shitrock Monument

Any public place that is frequently littered with excrement. Especially one where you know at one point or another your body left you with no choice but to make your own contribution. Such areas tend to be where you find yourself accidentally stepping in something or feeling disgusted every time you remember the time you did.

Beware of Walker Street. It’s a shitrock monument of epic proportions.

by Spirit-Chickadee December 7, 2010