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Monica Lewinsky

The Price of Shame / Monica Lewinsky TED
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Monica Lewinsky; The Industry of my Shame and Humiliation
Monica Lewinsky by Modern Women December 27, 2025

Monica Lewinsky'd 

To ejaculate. The term was coined in the Beyoncé song 'Partition'
'He Monica Lewinsky'd all on my gown'

Monica Lewinsky Syndrome 

Also known as MLS. An act committed, so devastating that it single-handedly manages to become the definition of your character, no matter the greatness you had achieved up to that point or will achieve in the future.

Famous Victims:
Bill Clinton
R. Kelly
Tiger Woods
After Jeff punched that sorority chick in the face, his Monica Lewinsky Syndrome diminished his friend count both in RL and on facebook. All this occurred despite his ability to acquire "mad" kegs.

Randy's MLS left him forever: "the guy whole stole all that money from the church collections." Devaluing all the great work he had done up to this point.

Monica Lewinsky Band 

Any band that got famous for sucking
Guy 1: Dude how is Nickelback so famous
Me: They're a Monica Lewinsky Band

Monica Lewinsky-Ing in North Carolina 

An act involving purely kissing in the mountains of North Carolina where the man prematurely ejaculates while still fully clothed.
Betty: Did you and Duncan kiss?

Emma: Yes but he was “Monica Lewinsky-Ing in North Carolina” and he had to change before we want back outside!

Monica Lewinski 

A Woman who became famous for sucking President Clinton's cock.