moms coming

when your homie blows a fucking fat ass cloud and you scream moms coming to scare him

homie 1: *blows fucking massive cloud*

homie 2: MOMS COMING!

homie 1: *tries to wave smoke away*

homie 2: nah I'm j playing nigga

homie 1: damn nigga don't scare me like that

by nigga148 October 19, 2019

Moms Jomblo

Moms Jomblo is a swaggy group that consists of 5 members, 1 of them is smart, the other kind, the other funny, the other a simp and the other another simp And they all share one thing in common...THEY ALL SWAG AND THEY AL HATE THE EGG ( except for one of the members who "TrEaTeD hIm aS a FrIeNd"

Have you heard of the Moms Jomblo? THEY ARE SO SWAG THE MOST SWAGGIEST OF THE SWAGGIEST SWAGGIEST OF THE SWAGGIEST SWAGGIEST SWAG

by SWAGGIEST OF THE SWAG June 12, 2021

moms car

Also known as your moms vagina

Johnny: hey Stan, what's up
Stan: oh I'm just cleaning my moms car
Johnny: dude that's just nasty

by Bobthebuilder248 May 5, 2016

moms i'd like to pamper

MILP

Moms I'd Like to Pamper

by Lyubi January 15, 2016

Moms Dirty

When your mom has cum on her

Dereks moms dirty bro lmfaoo i had to leave a dent in her back lol

by master god lord and savior February 18, 2021

Moms life bro.

Moms life bro means that you love your mother and your brother by saying moms life bro

Me: My moms life bro. are the best life ever
Peter: OH I LIKE HUNTING. BILL HUNT FOREVER

by NAVISUCKS November 7, 2021

moms the word

A phrase used mostly by people called Tom who have a below par sense of humor. Also often spelt incorrectly using the word 'mom' which is clearly American, and not English.

'moms the word' please get a better sense of humor Tom

by mgkfmgkfmgkfm January 27, 2022