An individual who really loves semen. Usually used as a cum receptacle in a dogging session. Their methodology is don’t waste a drop..
Hey Dion must of just walked by again, he leaves a trail like a snail out of his ass.. That guy is a mobile sperm bank, think he received too many deposits and is full to the brim...
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by Nutzen YerMouf February 15, 2018
Get the Mobile manwhich mug.Any variation of car(s), generally two or more, that all move the same damn speed in multiple lanes. Most often one of the drivers of a blockade vehicle is not paying attention and is in the passing lane, thus making it impossible for other cars to pass.
Drivers of said blockades are oblivious to honking/tailgating/light flashing. They have a sixth sense that keeps them at the exact speed of the car(s) next to them regardless of whether the other car attempts to speed up or slow down.
More often than not, annoyed drivers behind you will ride your ass thinking it will magically lift the blockade making for a most unpleasant experience.
Drivers of said blockades are oblivious to honking/tailgating/light flashing. They have a sixth sense that keeps them at the exact speed of the car(s) next to them regardless of whether the other car attempts to speed up or slow down.
More often than not, annoyed drivers behind you will ride your ass thinking it will magically lift the blockade making for a most unpleasant experience.
Jeremy: dude whatthefuck you driving so slow for? i gotta drop a dookie
Thaddeous: SHUT THE FUCK UP! These commie shitfucks set up a mobile blockade the middle the damn highway. cant drive any faster.
Jeremy: fuck this shit, man
Thaddeous: SHUT THE FUCK UP! These commie shitfucks set up a mobile blockade the middle the damn highway. cant drive any faster.
Jeremy: fuck this shit, man
by rikki-bobbi November 4, 2009
Get the mobile blockade mug.a very dumb ad that is a waste of life and has a very stupid caption on it can say OMG THIS LEVEL IS SO HARD an example of a mobile game its advertising is like a parkour game or a color game and the ad might say u can get money in it dont trust those too they are likely scams
by notcoolguy123 October 21, 2020
Get the mobile game ads mug.A mobile game made in 14 July, 2016. A MOBA Game or 5v5 game with more than characters/heroes and Updates every week or even months this Game has very EXPENSIVE SKINS that will take up your money and become poor. The Company's name is Moonton. The Creator's name is Justin Yuan, Co-Founder and Chief Executive of Moonton, Developer and Publisher of the famous multiplayer Online game Mobile Legends: Bang Bang. The ONLY MOBA GAME that copies LoL (Leagues of Legends) and DotA 2 (Defense of the Ancients 2).
By the way my Game Id is: 564849821 (3475)
By the way my Game Id is: 564849821 (3475)
Mobile Legends: Bang Bang
Friend: Hey Do you play ML:BB
Me: Of course Bruh
Friend: We're no strangers to love
Me: You know the rules and so do I
Friend: A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
Me: You wouldn't get this from any other guy
Friend: I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Me: Gotta make you understand
"To be Continued"
Friend: Hey Do you play ML:BB
Me: Of course Bruh
Friend: We're no strangers to love
Me: You know the rules and so do I
Friend: A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
Me: You wouldn't get this from any other guy
Friend: I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Me: Gotta make you understand
"To be Continued"
by Victor Gamer May 5, 2021
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The momentary lapse of self-awareness one experiences after prolonged mobile device usage suddenly leads to a blunt snap back into reality. Symptoms include, but are not limited to deterioration of short-term memory, sense of direction, motor functions, speech, and courtesy. Mobile Dementia, or Mobile Mania as it is known in many public transit systems, can last as little as a few seconds or as much as a full minute while the inflicted try to figure out where the fuck they were going, how to fucking get there, and who the fuck they think they are.
The momentary lapse of self-awareness one experiences after prolonged mobile device usage suddenly leads to a blunt snap back into reality. Symptoms include, but are not limited to deterioration of short-term memory, sense of direction, motor functions, speech, and courtesy. Mobile Dementia, or Mobile Mania as it is known in many public transit systems, can last as little as a few seconds or as much as a full minute while the inflicted try to figure out where the fuck they were going, how to fucking get there, and who the fuck they think they are.
That guy in the suit was frantically typing away on his blackberry until we reached the end of the line. When the train doors opened he was struck by Mobile Dementia and started looking around like he wasn't sure he was suppose to be on a train in the first place. Instead of stepping aside to let the rest of us off, he spun around in circles and slowly made his way to the stairs. He made it all the way to the top when the mobile dementia wore off and he realized he had missed his stop and needed to go back.
by Pop Culture Guru March 4, 2010
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