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Meteorology

A profession or college major that you should never attempt... Not because it's hard and you won't be able to handle it, but because everybody you ever meet will have their own skewed opinion about it and think that it's the easiest thing in the world.
"I'm going to school for meteorology"

"Ohhh how cool! So you're gonna be like on tv and everything?"

"Well, not necessarily, I could work for the National Weather Service or maybe--"

"COOOL! So, like, you can just make shit up everyday on the news, and it doesn't matter cause you'll always be wrong anyway, but you'll never lose your job!!"
by Noaa February 5, 2009
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Mateo

Any Mateo is a sexy beast and a lady killer. And watch out for his huge penis. It's 12 inches long.
Girl: Wow look at Mateo huge dick
Mateo: sup girl
Girl: *organsm*
by Baller24/74days September 25, 2016
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meteorolomythst

A variation of meteorologist pertaining specifically to TV weather people that have no credentials or scientific training in predicting the weather.
That meteorolomythst can really read a teleprompter and act in front of a green screen.
by Roger Halunen January 15, 2006
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Mateo Rojas

He’s the weird nerd at school not to tall not to short likes to watch anime porn while he’s dating someone,he does pretty well in school but street smarts wise he’s the dumbest bitch you’ve ever met.he is addicted to mine craft and thinks he has a big dick but he really doesn’t he’s the biggest man hoe ever
Omg did you see Mateo Rojas

He is so weird and nerdy
Other girl:oh yea the last time I saw him he was watching hentai ew i
by Vhgcgfxnfmjyfjyg December 18, 2019
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catch the meteor

To do something extremely unpleasant for the good of everyone only for reasons that it needs to be done.

To take one for the team, often the job of the wingman in a guy duo in terms of sleeping with the ugly chick so his friend can score with the hot one, especially true if she is extremely overweight
No one wanted to tell Judy that her body odor was extremely offensive, but Bobby realized he would have to catch the meteor or else three of them would be stuck on the road trip with her for several hours.
by Ash Rose December 26, 2008
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meteora

not an English word;
an album by Linkin Park during an era of hard rock and crossovers.
by Eric Jay May 29, 2003
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the meteors

The Meteors are a highly influential psychobilly band. Originally from the United Kingdom, they are often credited with giving the genre its distinctive sound. The Meteors consider themselves the first and only "pure" psychobilly band.

The Meteors were started in 1980 by P. Paul Fenech (guitar and vocals), Nigel Lewis (upright bass), and Mark Robertson (drums). Fenech and Lewis had played in rockabilly bands before, but left their former band, Raw Deal, in order to experiment with a new sound that mixed horror and science fiction lyrics with a punk rock-rockabilly crossover. This sound would later be called psychobilly.
"Only The Meteors are Pure Psychobilly!"
by brianjones December 27, 2007
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