mortard

The combination of a moron and a retard.

Joe: I can't believe someone actually let Rebecca Black's song "Friday" air.

Jesse: The producer was a mortard.

by Khandali July 15, 2011

Jizz Mortar

Action in which a male positions the angle of his penis in such a manner as to drop his jizz from above on an unsuspecting female.

I got my trajectory wrong when I tried to surprise attack your mom with a jizz mortar.

by Ramsus90 November 21, 2010

mortar

Any of a variety of small, squad-portable antipersonnel artillery pieces. Too small to be suited for antimaterial roles, mortars are commonly found utilizing fragmentation or occasionally incendiary or high-explosive rounds. Can also be jury-rigged from a variety of sources, including most smoothbore shotguns.

80mm mortars are quite effective when used concealed against infantry formations.

by BeanSpleen February 3, 2005

Mmotard

On a MMORPG, or Mass Multiplayer Online RPG, a fucking retard.

DUDE! That guy killed my monster! What a MMOTARD!

by Luckyfortune July 12, 2005

mortar

An early type of one-or-two-man artillery that could be easily moved from place to place. It fired small explosives at short ranges to take out enemy positions, often before the main troops attacked. It was found commonly during World War II.

The soldier used a mortar to blast the Nazis.

by Nicolai February 15, 2004

Mortar and Pestle

When your old lady jabs the wound with a phallic object furiously, with such emotional intensity not achieved by another activity.

What did you do last night?

Oh my plans got cancelled so I just whipped out the old mortar and pestle and went to town.

by weeman! September 23, 2009

Mortar Cycle

Used by the most skillful players in Clash Royale, this deck guarantees you infinite tatas and kitty. If you are using this deck with the rocket, revolving around the mortar as your main win condition, you are probably going to be a multi-billionaire with 100+ wives with thick thighs. You got a mansion in Fiji with your own secret service. You have the best body structure in the world as well. This deck being as straight as a pencil, and these midladder shitters still beating you, but no matter what you shit on them. This deck takes big brain. You gaze upon the virgins who play mega knight, electro giant, wizard, lumber loon, as they abuse their moms credit card for gems. You are crazy at Clash Royale no matter the arena you are in if you play this deck. crazy boss.

Person 1: Hey, what deck do you play?
Person 2: Mortar Cycle
Person 1: That's why you have more than 100 mansions and a Gigachad body
Person 2: Yeah, we got some others living here. What deck you play?
Person 1: Icebow
Person 2: Come on in, get between a pair of thighs, and feel free to stay!

by NotInspire November 24, 2021