MIT

slang disease
A disease commonly found in rich kids, who refuse to grow up, mentally; and whenever they face any question concerning prestige of MIT, respond- eeeeeks!!! Due to these qualities they do not get admitted at really competitive places such as Stanford or Princeton. To get kids like this in mainstream, Maturing Infants (without) Tits, has been opened, to get admitted you should,
1) Carry a teddy bear in your senior year.
2) Get a custom-made razor to be really clean shaven.
3) Say things like- OMG! I think she's staring at me.
- Please, pleeeeeasse, why don't you come and meet me. Hey, I DO NOT LOOK LIKE YOUR BROTHER.
Pass. in boston transit) Jesus, this guy is drenched in his piss. And his teddy too. Christ!!
<Announcement> Welcome to MIT
by I hear Eeeeeks February 27, 2009
mugGet the MITmug.

Mit

German for "with".
Kommst du mit? (Are you coming with me?)
by Mike December 22, 2003
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Mitting

The entire office is mitting at 4:30 on Friday afternoon.
by TBLOfficestaff June 21, 2012
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mits

Dude was wearing a shrink to fit that emphasized his mits.
by Anisa Cameron June 22, 2004
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Mitness

I cant believe i mitnessed Hines hitting his head off of the fan because i had to go take a piss
by Dennisandshane November 20, 2014
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Mit

A Sexy, beautiful kind loving young citizen of India. Most people would see a Mit and want to be like him. You know why?
Well let me tell you. Mit is has many features, One of them is that they have average 15inch long trunks almost mistaken as a third leg.

Furthermore, If you see a Mit you would love to be like him because He brings joy and happiness to your face everyday.
Oh, They also have a body count of 200+
Omg is that Mit??? i would love to be like him, he is so inspirational.
omg im cumming he is so hot
by JJ_PeppaPig April 15, 2023
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mits

mits is a shortening of the word Mittins. This word can b used meaning your hands.
get your mits off it
by Wyte May 13, 2005
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