Mike’s Ratio

When the ratio of women to men is significantly in favor of men.

Yo that party last night was garbage it had mike’s ratio.

by BigManJay1 January 25, 2019

Mike’s delicious pecker

Anyone named Mike has the power to cure all sicknesses to females by having rough oral sex.

I was super sick so I decided to have rough oral sex with mike’s delicious pecker to get over the cold.

by Unknown wood pecker January 7, 2022

Mike's Dynamite Stick

While hitting it from the back, the man inserts a doritos dynamite stick directly into the females asshole. He then lights the stick and continues fucking while yelling "aye carumba"

Dude, last night, me and Stacy got really into it. So I gave her a Mike's Dynamite Stick and she loved it

by Sand Dollar Jr February 12, 2024

Jersey Mike's

The most dank sub shop in the world. Nuff said

Guy 1: Wanna get some subway?
Guy 2: No dude, subway is for pussies lets get Jersey Mike's

by Nickanigga April 14, 2010

Who’s in mike’s mouth

A game played while camping when your propane lantern runs out and your campsite or area is pitch black and the youngest guy is “mike” and he has to try to guess who’s in his mouth.

“Mike”: let’s play who’s in my mouth

Everyone:wait what?!
That’s how the game who’s in Mike’s mouth starts

by It’s the lesbians, run! September 7, 2020

St. Mike’s-ing

Inspired by the hit TV show 13 Reasons Why, and brought to life during the events at St Michaels College School, a St. Mike’s-ing is when a broomstick is forcefully inserted through ones anus and is kept in the rectum until removed bloody.

Be careful, I may have to give you a St. Mike’s-ing, my yute.

by TheGuamian July 24, 2019

Father Mike’s

A soon to open strip club in Metcalfe Canada with the best poles

Did you hear about Father Mike’s opening up

by Pollingman10 January 29, 2022