Mika

defining the law of intelligence; stupid

The joke he just said was totally mika

by Ms.Doglover April 12, 2011

mika

the hoe who is gay asf but still finds charlieskies hot asf

jo: who dat

oliver: thats mika shes such a hoe but we love her anyway
jo: tru her memes arent as stale as mine

by mika the memeking babe hottie December 30, 2016

Mikas

A pompous, egotistical ass. One who abuses authority and lets it go to his head. A self proclaimed god, albeit, a pretty shitty one.

That fucking moderator is being such a mikas, what a douche.

by An interested third party July 7, 2009

Mika

Maneater; cheating women whos main objective is to steal the souls of men while pissing off everybody around him. has few friends and has a severe craving for having a baby

Dude! have u met zachs new girlfriend?

Yea bro i heard shes a complete Mika.

by waka joe January 3, 2011

Mika

A perfect day.
Usually involving copious amounts of sex.
And maybe a tree kangaroo.

After ending my Sunday with a car fuck I realized I just had a Mika.

by Mahoutling December 14, 2008

Mika

Mika is someone who is here to genuinely light up your day. Definitely the one in the friendgroup who's ready to defend the people they care about. Witty, talented, fucking hilarious, enthusiastic, and honestly just great to have around. They say they're lazy, but you know they try their best when it matters.
If you treat them badly, people are sure to come back and bite you in the ass for it if Mika doesn't already do it themselves. Expect your character shrine to be burned down the moment you cross them, or to be threatened with their undeniability of death Note.

Sunny: "What was that thing Mika said after you bumped first?"
Mosh: "You have been warned, there is no where to run! You will pay the price, I WILL TAKE YOUR LIFE!!"
Baku: "Yeah, that's definitely Mika..."

by WaifuEater June 16, 2021

Mika

Mika is a REALLY hot,sexy,nice knockered, swaggy girl who has MAJOR milf potential‼️

Mika is so hot, I’d hit!

by Evanpetes March 19, 2021