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Matias is a guy who is exeling in school only because he has sucked of numerous teachers. Usually Matias has zero to no social skills and rejects and blocks any female attention that comes his way. Matias is just a figment of our imaginations, he doesn't really exist but every time we forget our medications, that annoying fuck appears at school each day. When Matias is not sucking of his parents for money, he rides his hyena to hockey practise and has homosexual orgys together with other prepubecent homos. He also spends his days grinding Rocket League in his sweaty mancave and sometimes rages on Rainbow Six Siege. All around Matias is a huge kissass who gets everything handed to him and pretends that that is not the case.
Oh shit, here comes Matias with his trash Hyena.
Matias by Nigripinnis November 11, 2022
He’s just a short ass person
Person 1:Oh look it’s matias
Person 2:oh he’s just short ASF
Matias by Yourgayokboomer January 29, 2020
That dude with a 5 meter long dick, who makes every girl wet af. Talented at everything he tries.
Girl 1: Omg, who's that?
Girl 2: Wow, that's Matias.. remember the name
Matias by CancerMixedWithEbola December 13, 2016
Hes a fat midget that has his own name spelled wrong because no is called mathias without an H thats just wrong.
Matias like "being" home alone with his 2 little sisters and thats a lovely thought at first sight, but it really ain't because he molests them nearly every day, and hes somehow not in prison rn god knows why.
Matias molests kids.
mATIAS by 5q6wk7el8ræ9,j March 2, 2018
Matias the mullet boy has a bigger ass than anyone in school and he pulls hella boys with his mullet. Matias also has a foot fetish so if you have smooth and clean feet hit em up.
Matias the sussy baka and foot lover has entered the room.
Matias by ASDFGHJKLÖÄ# October 27, 2021
lindo precioso hermoso te amo <3
matias te amo <3
Matias by ameewe November 21, 2021
Matias someone from you should keep a big distance.
Girl1: oh is That matias?

Girl2: yes ! Lets go get somewhere else
Matias by Bruhgirl2000 November 21, 2021