Matadors

Mascot of California State University, Northridge.

The CSUN Matadors beat the Pacific Tigers tonight to claim the Big West Tournament championship.

by Special Ed April 15, 2005

matas

A person seen as having brutish hunkish qualities, inventor of thunderfucking

Wow, you got thunderfucked by matas?

by thepenguinmeister September 29, 2013

Matasia

She's a really stubborn girl but also really caring. She'll worry about you and can sometimes be jealous but only with the intent of not loosing you. Matasia is beautiful and down right sexy. She makes for a great girlfriend and friend.

Matasia is a difficult lover but it's worth it to love her

by KAL-Ǝ September 1, 2022

Mike Matassa

Swims, but drowns a lot. Very Italian and funny, but needs some help

"Wow thats a large drowning Mike Matassa:

by Urban3000 August 13, 2023

matas

Someone with a gargantuan penis that fucks all his friends mums.

Wow, matas you fucked my mum really hard last night. She was screaming like a little whore.

by Bigdickedmumfucker November 10, 2019

The Naked Matador

A sacred ritual performed by an abnormally large naked man with a towel and a pudgy man with a torn ACL. The large naked man waves his towel in front of the pudgy man. The pudgy man uses all the strength left in his ACL to charge the unclothed matador. The matador eventually defeats the bull and screams and shakes his penis for all to see to signify a victory over the bull. The ritual is to be performed only on a Thursday and is said to provide the Amarillo High School football team with a victory. The act can only be complete if the person playing the matador and the person playing the bull have the same size of football pants. The ritual does not work for playoff games and can be counteracted by a Jew Spell.

Philip dropped his pants to reveal his penis so that he could defeat Dalton in a battle to the death. Dalton charged Philip with all his strength his little ACL could put out, but he was no match for the Naked Matador.

by Homothug45 October 27, 2011

Matador

Sexual Position involving a gentleman and a lady similar to cowgirl, however, must take place while a lady is on her period and the man is wearing tidy whites*. To preform position female must ride male in typical cowgirl fashion, however, male must keep tidy whities on and stick his member through the slit of his undergarment. When the sex session has come to completion the soaked tidy whities are immediately removed from the male by the female in a swift fashion while saying Olé.

* Any white undergarment may be used as long as it has a slit. The matador is not solely limited to tidy whities

Bonus: Use tidy whities as cape and have either partner run through them similar to a real matador.

Efrain: Babe, I really want you.

Tess: I am on my period :/

Efrain: I don't mind a little red tide. Let's try the matador.

Tess : Great Idea. I'll grab the tidy whities and met you in the bedroom ;)

by Fearless Beggar December 27, 2014