by Jeremy W September 25, 2005
Get the manstration mug.A process which happens every month to females and involves discharging the blood and other substances lining the womb, through the vagina. Lasts for 5 - 7 days. Can lead to uncomfortable situations if it begins in a public place, such as school and there's no tampons or pads on hand.
A common misconception regarding menstruation is that all females become moody and psycho during that time of the month. This is untrue. Not everyone suffers from PMS. It is also something that is not to be taken lightly if one DOES suffer from overbearing PMS.
Other things that can occur druing menstruation:
- cramps (abdominal pain)
- tender/sore breasts
Menstruation occurs throughout the majority of a female's lifetime, starting at puberty and ends with the onset of menopause.
A common misconception regarding menstruation is that all females become moody and psycho during that time of the month. This is untrue. Not everyone suffers from PMS. It is also something that is not to be taken lightly if one DOES suffer from overbearing PMS.
Other things that can occur druing menstruation:
- cramps (abdominal pain)
- tender/sore breasts
Menstruation occurs throughout the majority of a female's lifetime, starting at puberty and ends with the onset of menopause.
When a female begins menstruating, it is cause for either celebration or lamentation.
Hey Chelsea! Guess what? My first menstruation cycle began last night!
Hey Chelsea! Guess what? My first menstruation cycle began last night!
by Zio November 17, 2006
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1. (n) A chunk of menstruation that is attached to a tampon.
2. (n) Salmon that has not been de-boned and has been left out in the sun too long.
2. (n) Salmon that has not been de-boned and has been left out in the sun too long.
I pulled my motherfucking tampon out of my coochie and an economy-sized slice of menstrual loaf landed on the floor.
by Mikey Dee August 3, 2005
Get the Menstrual Loaf mug.A random woman, who thinks just because she white, has adopted blk kids, and is like eighty, can take away other womens rights for male attention
Woman: “Hey have you heard ‘bout roe v wade?”
Me: “Yeah and that Post-menstrual pick-me who overruled it?”
Me: “Yeah and that Post-menstrual pick-me who overruled it?”
by ialwayseatup July 1, 2022
Get the Post-menstrual pick-me mug.The act of assembling any newly obtained product without the aid of the included instructions. Usually performed by men who feel they don't need mundane advice from a useless piece of paper, this can result in time delays during construction.
Ego Man #1: Nah, we don't need the instructions to assemble this new set of storage shelves - instructions are for lames, dude. We'll use our built in manstructions.
Ego Man #2: Damn strait man, hell yah - lets do it.
~5 hours later~
Ego Man #1: Sh*t we should have used those instructions.
Ego Man #2: Damn strait man, hell yah - lets do it.
~5 hours later~
Ego Man #1: Sh*t we should have used those instructions.
by zyphex November 23, 2007
Get the manstructions mug.The incidents of irrational, emotional behavior that a male in a commited relationship subjects only their female partner to. Basically, when your boyfriend is being a little bitch for no apparent reason.
"What's wrong, baby?" - Bonquisha
"Nuthin'" - Lil' Rayray
"Everything a'ight?" - Bonquisha
"Just back the f$&# off me, woman, let me be!" - Lil' Rayray
"Damn, baby, it's coo, it's coo, I didn't know you was manstrating!" - Bonquisha
"Nuthin'" - Lil' Rayray
"Everything a'ight?" - Bonquisha
"Just back the f$&# off me, woman, let me be!" - Lil' Rayray
"Damn, baby, it's coo, it's coo, I didn't know you was manstrating!" - Bonquisha
by Ælystea December 19, 2006
Get the manstrating mug.Grow some balls, clean the sand out of your vagina and don't manstruate in my house 'cause "Sewing with Nancy" was cancelled.
by Riemer August 4, 2006
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