Pullin' A Maddog

A slang term describing the act of defecating in the woods while in squatting position. Once finished, the individual thens removes his/her sock and proceeds to whip his/her rectum clean. Then exposes of the sock in the near by shrubry.

Person 1: What where you doing out there?
Person 2: Just pullin' a maddog!

by Ahab Slacht May 27, 2008

Im Maddog

A Juice WRLD stan who can't get over the fact that he has 3000 hours into Brawlhalla and is still shit at it. He denies being a lance main despite him spending have of his life on the weapon. He also is a failing instigator and professional teammate killer.

Person 1: Yo why tf are you ground pounding there, you just lost us the game!

Person 2: Sorry I sold the bag, looks like Im Maddog rubbed off on me.

Person 1: Yeah I can tell, you're playing like shit right now.

by Not Lamb July 20, 2022

Johnny “Maddog”

A skinny man with skin like a leather boot and hair like a half suck mango who walks around town acting like a hard cunt scary children and stealing dogs

That Johnny “maddog” just jumped out of the bush and scared some kid and took there dog

by Mad dog patrol 123 November 18, 2023

Mad Dog Mattis

US Marine Corp General, the only man that Chuck Norris calls SIR.

Chuck Norris, never heard of her, don't make me go Mad Dog Mattison on your ass “I come in peace. I didn’t bring artillery. But I’m pleading with you, with tears in my eyes: If you fuck with me, I’ll kill you all.”

by nothing is real June 6, 2016

mothers against maddox

A group of women who think that freedom of speech only applies to them. Too stupid to know how to keep children from looking at material "not for kids", they instead try to ban this material.

Mothers against Maddox don't agree with Maddox, and therefore Maddox must be silenced!

by Brick Wall December 30, 2004

mothers against maddox

Tight-assed bitches who somehow managed to circumvent the first amendment.
And we all know that it takes a bunch of middle aged women with their panites in a bunch to ruin our fun. Either that or christian fundamentalists.

Fuck mothers against maddox. Only stupid tards support them!

by You don't need to know my name. February 27, 2005

maddowed

The Rachel Maddow equivalent of the Colbert Bump. When a website is mentioned on MSNBC's The Rachel Maddow Show and the resulting influx of traffic causes the website to crash.

Oh, man, I have to call my hosting company -- I just got maddowed and my site went down.

by kingsare September 3, 2009