M.l.T.

noun. The SOLVE for cancer (NOT a cure) “Maven’s left Tit”!

“Nurse, there’s dying bald people we need an M.l.T. STAT!”

by Kivv December 3, 2025

i.j.w.y.t.b.w.m.f.t.r.o.m.l

i.j.w.y.t.b.w.m.f.t.r.o.m.l: I just want you to b with me for the rest of my life

Sophie:i.j.w.y.t.b.w.m.f.t.r.o.m.l
Callan:umm idk u tell me
Sophie:I wish he knew how much he meant to me this guy has my heart MARRRYYYY MEEEEE

by Hiiits me the girl who loves u November 16, 2020

O.M.L. Syndrom

Old Man Love Syndrom
A syndrom common among younger females that makes them obsessed with older men. Not in any sexual manner but just as one would adore a cute puppy or small rabbit.

symtoms include (but are not limited to): raising of the voice to high pitched baby talk, self hugging of the body at first sight of an old man, confusion and loss of current thought patterns when shown a picture or real life visual of an old man.

Stacy - "awwhh, look at him! He's so cute!"

Ken - "..who the old man over there?"

Stacy - "yes! I just wanna hug him and squeeze him. abugabugabuga."

Ken - "I knew it! you have O.M.L. Syndrom!!"

by Earnest Earny April 8, 2011

D.T.M.L.

Adj. Deep Throat My Life~ nothing else can go wrong, it can't get any worse.

She asked me "How's your day going?";I replied " D.T.M.L."

by LEEO69 November 15, 2015

F.M.L.H.I.T.A

fuck my life hard in the ass

This is my second DUI, F.M.L.H.I.T.A.

by Cristi_Cream November 15, 2010

W.E.M.L

It stands for What Ever Major Loser and it is usually supported by hand gestures using 3 fingers placed above the forehead symbolizing the first letter of each word.

Dennis: I have some big news!!!! I'M GOING TO BE IN THE FOOTBALL TEAM!!
Bully(who's actually jealous of him): W.E.M.L(What Ever Major Loser) Dennis the Menace!!!

by whatawaste February 7, 2019

F.M.T.M.L.N.A.Y.C.I.M.P

fuck me till my legs numb and you cum in my pussy

F.M.T.M.L.N.A.Y.C.I.M.P all night long

by symptomsarekey December 23, 2021