Lurpidlurdlur

Any reptilian creature that is identical to an alligator (Alligator mississippiensis). This is a slang word found most commonly in East Lansing, MI.

"Lurpidlurdlur, lurpidlurdlur, lurpidfuckinglurdlur."

by Rickalia December 29, 2007

lumped

Getting dumped while in the middle of getting laid...

I started to dump her after dinner but she started rubbing my thigh, so instead I said it mid-coitus. I think it was her first time getting lumped...

by thehendrizzleshow June 5, 2015

lurked

1. Subject to a lurking: to have been spied upon.

Anonymous observation of a particular person's activities in online user groups, forums, etc., especially when the lurker joins with the sole intention of seeing what the lurkee is up to.

I was lurked by a former student who signed up to one of my online discussion boards solely to see what I wrote.

by etat March 19, 2006

lumped

drunk twisted

Extremely intoxicated

I went to the bar last night...and I got lumped!

by spenbizzy September 7, 2003

Lurked

A term originated at Riverbend High school where you take a picture of someone but they don't notice then post it on twitter using the hashtag #Lurked

"Just got a pic of Katie #Lurked"

"Sarah was hanging out at my house last night. I #Lurked her the entire time and she didn't even notice!"

by RoseLocked April 14, 2012

lumped

Fucking a man, woman and or alien while getting dumped by them even though your having an affair with Bethany but Susan doesn’t understand why the FUCK CAN’T I KISS HER LIKE, YOU ARE BETTER WITH SEX SHE IS BETTER AT BEING KIND AND THOUGHTFUL. GOD

while I had sex with INSERT USERNAME HERE, INSERT USERNAME2 came in and saw that I was at the bottom so she was mad and lumped me

by BEAN LAD December 16, 2019

lurpercy

A disease brought on by the use of methamphetamine. Symptoms include shifty eyes and fast motions to grab and stash personal items that belong to someone else. People with this disease are commonly refered to of as a lurper.

Guy#1: Don't let that asshole Tyler come around anymore. I think he has lurpercy. Guy#2: Really? What did he steal from you?
Guy#1: The fucken ass-wipe lurper got me for a pocket knife and some tools.

by JoeyBomm August 2, 2021