A frustrating situation when after feeding a guy booze and listening to him talk about himself all night at the bar, you get him home and as you take off his pants you're dissapointed to find that he has a teeny tiny penis.
Steve: "I thought I'd picked up a good fuck for the night then I suffered Lunchbox Letdown."
Kyle: "I hate that!"
Steve: "It was tiny AND crooked, fucksakes."
Kyle: "I hate that!"
Steve: "It was tiny AND crooked, fucksakes."
by jdiddy77 February 6, 2012
Get the Lunchbox Letdown mug.The act of being inconsiderate to your coworkers with heating up leftovers (fish, broccoli, hard boiled eggs, etc.) in the shared office microwave.
Krystle: What is that smell?
Jen: Sorry, it's probably my bag of brussel sprouts.
Krystle: RUDE LUNCH!
Jen: Sorry, it's probably my bag of brussel sprouts.
Krystle: RUDE LUNCH!
by berrycherry2017 April 19, 2017
Get the rude lunch mug.The long liquid lunch was once a time honored tradition where white collar workers got together, usually on Friday, over lunch to network and discuss business matters. It was supposed to be a think tank of esoteric minds, but really everybody just got mindlessly tanked during the course of the afternoon and never made it back to work.
by Wardswords February 22, 2018
Get the Long liquid lunch mug.A lunchbag letdown occurs when something you had been looking forward to turns out to be far worse than originally anticipated.
The term originates in the lunchroom (be it school or office or otherwise) where after a long hard day someone sits down with their lunchbag hoping for something tasty. Instead they find something unappetizing, whether it be the wrong lunch, it's moldy, it's cold, or any other multitude of problems.
After such a situation, it can be said that your lunchbag was indeed a let down.
The term originates in the lunchroom (be it school or office or otherwise) where after a long hard day someone sits down with their lunchbag hoping for something tasty. Instead they find something unappetizing, whether it be the wrong lunch, it's moldy, it's cold, or any other multitude of problems.
After such a situation, it can be said that your lunchbag was indeed a let down.
Tom: I can't wait for lunch *pulls out lunchbag*
Jim: What do you got?
Tom: Aw man! Tunafish? I HATE Tunafish!
Jim: What a lunchbag letdown.
Jim: What do you got?
Tom: Aw man! Tunafish? I HATE Tunafish!
Jim: What a lunchbag letdown.
by Piemanthe3rd August 17, 2010
Get the Lunchbag Letdown mug.The fastest speed imaginable...light speed is too slow! It is extremely dangerous to go to ludicrous speed. It may result in you going to plaid. Also, going from ludicrous speed to a dead stop will result in you being launched across your ship, flying straight into a wall.
by A shark in a bear suit December 29, 2005
Get the ludicrous speed mug.*Harold eats a bag of flaming hot Cheetos*
Guy: damn girl yo hands red af!
Harold: I has been eatin the Cheetos. I got mad lunch hands
Guy: damn girl yo hands red af!
Harold: I has been eatin the Cheetos. I got mad lunch hands
by Tsunami March 11, 2015
Get the Lunch Hands mug.When you are too poor to eat out for lunch and you end up eating cereal because it is easier to make than Ramen.
"I wanted to go out and eat today, but I'm broke as hell right now. I guess I'll stay home and eat some Cinnamon Toast Lunch."
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