Lump

a large, useless girl that adds nothing to the conversation and is used for sex by an equally useless friend. see also: repugnantly pudgy

Hey, is Sean going to bring his lump over tonight? Doesn't he realize that girl is repugnantly pudgy?

by yo ma March 7, 2003

lumped

Getting dumped while in the middle of getting laid...

I started to dump her after dinner but she started rubbing my thigh, so instead I said it mid-coitus. I think it was her first time getting lumped...

by thehendrizzleshow June 5, 2015

lump

Widely known in casino culture as a craps dealer who simply does not belong on the game, either due to a lack of skill, knowledge or personality.

The craps crew is going out for a Jager-bomb buffet after work and not inviting the lump.

by J. Lebowski January 19, 2010

lump on

placing a high stake bet for a seemingly foregone conclusion

lump on the blades to go down, its like printing money

by utm May 8, 2011

lumped

drunk twisted

Extremely intoxicated

I went to the bar last night...and I got lumped!

by spenbizzy September 7, 2003

lump

To hit someone, especially in an unprovoked manner.

The guy looked like a tosser so I just walked up and lumped him.

by Nutsack December 28, 2005

Willy Lump Lump

When a group of friends have an inside joke, and another person is asking what's so funny. Definition comes from the movie 'Menace to Society'.

Caine: You don't wanna go out like Willy Lump Lump.
Sharif: Who is Willy Lump Lump anyway?
Caine: Ah man, don't worry about it, it's an inside thing.

"What are y'all laughing at"?

"It's a Willy Lump Lump, don't worry about it. You wouldn't understand."

Person 1: What's so funny?
Person 2: (they smack their lips and look person 1 up and down crazy-like and says) Willy Lump Lump

by Emperor C May 9, 2019