Named after Office Space's Bill Lumburgh, this term applies to anyone in a useless job who's boss makes them feel important-- like coming in on the weekends, or getting dumped with a bunch of reports that are alledgely important, but are really the boss's work that he/she doesn't know how to do.
John: "Hey Bob, you going out with the rest of us Saturday night?"
Bob: "Nah, I can't. I've got these reports to do."
John: "How did you get lumburghed into that? That sucks. Screw your boss, get your drinking shoes on."
Bob: "Nah, I can't. I've got these reports to do."
John: "How did you get lumburghed into that? That sucks. Screw your boss, get your drinking shoes on."
by ExNWPers August 8, 2005
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I had such fat morning wood, it would take a lumberjack to cut that shit down.
Liz's most noticeable feature as she woke up was her morning breath. For Mark though, it was definitely his morning lumber. It nearly bruised her ribs as he rolled over.
I had such fat morning wood, it would take a lumberjack to cut that shit down.
Liz's most noticeable feature as she woke up was her morning breath. For Mark though, it was definitely his morning lumber. It nearly bruised her ribs as he rolled over.
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Get the softwood lumber mug.Similar to an all-female "slumber party", a lumber party is an overnight between male friends.
Lumber refers to dicks. All male party=dicks. Therefore, lumber party.
Similar also to a "sausagefest", but a sleepover.
Lumber refers to dicks. All male party=dicks. Therefore, lumber party.
Similar also to a "sausagefest", but a sleepover.
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Most of these guys aren't very good with their hands and only want to seem so because God forbid you would get those soft lotion treated hands dirty.
Lumberjacks are typically known for their strength and being able to work with their hands. Most lumbersexuals would be stumped changing a tire.
Most of these guys aren't very good with their hands and only want to seem so because God forbid you would get those soft lotion treated hands dirty.
Lumberjacks are typically known for their strength and being able to work with their hands. Most lumbersexuals would be stumped changing a tire.
Dave is such a lumbersexual, in his work boots and flannelette shirt and that well groomed beard.
Yeah you should see him trying to check his oil though haha!
Yeah you should see him trying to check his oil though haha!
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Man 1: I had a mean case of morning wood today.
Man 2: What did you do?
Man 1: I got started chopping the lumber down of course.
Man 2: What did you do?
Man 1: I got started chopping the lumber down of course.
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