lifting my luggage

A euphemism for indulging in homosexual sex on the sly.

Extra points if you're also an anti-gay advocate.

Twice as many extra if you additionally are using the services of a rentboy

Named in reference to some of George Alan Rekers' (an anti-gay minister) official reasons for taking a rentboy on tour with him:

"Thank you for taking the time to write to me about the recent "news" story that is a mixture of truth and falsehood. The article truthfully stated that due to surgery I require assistance in lifting my luggage when traveling"

by Oneiric May 6, 2010

Luggage Nugget

That guy at the airport who goes through all of your neatly folded luggage and throws it all back wrinkled and unfolded.

Yea, that Luggage Nugget over there went through my gear and taxed my gig hardcore cruster.

by SoDangles April 4, 2009

gut luggage

Food

I'm starving! I need to get me some gut luggage

by Hello Kitty 74 May 6, 2011

lift my luggage

Phrase used to describe taking a homosexual prostitute on a European vacation, while being an advocate of Gay to Straight conversion therapy.

George Rekers (co-founder of Anti-Gay Family Research Council) hired a blonde hustler on Rentboy.com and took him to Ibiza for a 10 day vacation, when confronted with this news he claimed he hired the boy to "lift my luggage".

by ProfessionalSmartAss May 4, 2010

dutch luggage

The storage space in between your left and right cheek; often heated and scented like a Dutch Oven.

We couldn't find the tv remote, it was wedged in his Dutch luggage.

by Ivana Assenheimer October 8, 2017

Pink Luggage

A gentleman's genitals

John hoisted his 'pink luggage' into his pants

Kev rested his 'pink luggage' on Kim's forehead

by Gavidoff November 17, 2017

Fall River Luggage

A Price Rite bag. Price Rite bags are larger, and of a much stronger quality than the typical grocery or paper bag, making them the "high end" bag of choice for the homeless population to carry everything they own.

Bum 1: my stuff!!! It fell on da floor outa my bag!!!

Bum 2: dat's funny!

Bum 3: he shoulda got used some Fall River Luggage to carry his stuff across plymouth ave!!!

Bum 2: ya, instead, he got runned over by a low ridin 92 civic.

by CheapScotch August 11, 2012