Loputing

When a man ejaculates on top of his belly button and then uses his right thumb to press down on his now warm creamy belly button and it produces a fart like noise

Honey your Loputing was so loud I thought there was gunfire

by MackspacktheLoputingmaster April 25, 2023

laundry looting

When you look through a laundry basket of clean clothes for a specific article, like boxers. Instead of just folding the clothes and putting them away, you loot the basket daily until there are none left, leaving to you to freeball it at work.

This morning's laundry looting attempt yielded no briefs.

by SLeepdepD October 1, 2010

Couch Looting

(v) The act of searching underneath the cushions of one's couch to find spare change.

Dave was low on cash, so he decided to go couch looting.

by spencetopia June 22, 2011

Sky-Lofting

The act of ejaculating out of a window aiming at random passers by.

I'm sky-lofting on that bitchs head down there.

by ChicagoDave August 14, 2012

sand lotting

The act of attempting to drown in order to get the attention of a certain life guard.

Jeremy: "Do you see that guard over there?"
Jessie: "Yeah, what about him?"
Jeremy: "He is gorgeous, I'm going to sand lot him."
Jessie: "I can't believe you are going to try sand lotting him!!"
*sand lots the lifeguard.*

by Joel9128 June 11, 2008

louding

the act of being loud

i was loling louding while talking to a friend.

by megmeg1 April 17, 2011

Lofting

(adj) the act of drunkenly bringing home a random male/female hook up to a bed which is raised four feet or more off the ground.

who are you going to be lofting tonight?

by the lofting lady March 22, 2010