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Louie WiFi 

Basically shitternet, upwards of 200 ping and a max of 8 Mb/s. The slowest internet in the group
Tiko: WTF why is my ping so high

Louie: Cuz you have Louie WiFi lmao
Louie WiFi by TacticalGubbins November 2, 2019

Louie Behavior 

Insane, unthinkable, and most of the time counter-logic behaviors that often fuck over the conductor or his/her friends/teammates. The conductor of such behavior is, obviously, often referred to as Louie.
Examples of Louie Behaviors:
1. Louie asked his friends to play overwatch. But instead of joining his friends as a team, he chose to start a casual game on his own and left his friends hanging in a queue waiting for him. Obviously, Louie refused to quit the casual game even after his friends informed him of the situation.
2. Louie likes to peek and pick fights in CSGO when he is saving a gun and it's in the last few seconds of a round. Either as a CT or a T. This constantly results in him losing his gun/money.
3. Louie spends half of a round's time typing in CSGO because he thinks his opponents are cheating
Louie Behavior by jdnz February 2, 2020

Bar Louie 

The type of chain-restaurant where you take a first date if you're cheap AF, enjoy greasy appetizers with artificial guac, and need a nearby 2-star hotel.

TL;DR - you can catch the crabs here, and I ain't takin' about food.
I took that biatch I met on Plenty Of Fish to Bar Louie and she turned out to be a dude. FML
Bar Louie by Chitown60654 April 4, 2021

louie anderson 

host of Family Feud and had own cartoon series based off him called "Life with Louie". He aslo had a cameo in the hit anime film "Akira" (you know, the wheel chair guy)
Louie Anderson was really funny in his cameo in "Akira."
louie anderson by El_Scorcho August 28, 2003

The Rise of Louie 

To get back at a back stabbing ex girlfriend or “Ho”
The Rise of Louie is upon us all
'One mans craziness, is another mans reality'

Louie is a very unique individual. There have been plenty of people who have attempted to imitate the King and failed horribly. Louie's body is able to intake massive amounts of alcohol with ease. Also, he could possibly be one of the funniest people ever. He is considered a God among men and magnificent man beast for the ladies.
Guys: Here comes King Louie with his awesomeness.

Ladies: Oh my god, here comes Louie! Does my hair look ok?
Louie by King Louie February 28, 2008