lotion

that which belongs in the basket-and-I stress this highly- if one refuses to put the lotion where it belongs, one WILL get the hose. Also, before placing it in said basket, it should be rubbed on the skin.

I'd fuck me

by hot sauce March 11, 2004

lotion chimp

A particularly low-order minion -- qualified to perfrom only the most mindless tasks, on the order of a trained chimpanzee smearing suntan lotion on its reclining master.

I had a morning meeting, so I had my lotion chimp come over and let the electrician in.

by FitofPeak May 26, 2010

Lotto Pub

A "Lotto Pub" is a hybrid of two business models originating in the state of Oregon. The Lotto Pub was first established by the Bettie's organization combining the "Lotto Deli" and local pub concepts. Lotto Pubs feature a small bar, fun menu items, a wide selection of beer, discount cigarettes and several Oregon Lottery games including video lottery, Keno, Megabucks, Mega Millions, Scratch-Its and so on.

Bettie's Lotto Pub

by Mister BB February 22, 2011

lotion overdose

When someone ( usually a teenage male) masturbates so frequently with lotion that his hands become so soft that normal tasks become impossible.

Dude, I lotion overdosed, now when I open the fridge, my hands tear.

by pleaseleavemealone November 3, 2011

lotion queen

An annual event with the process consisting of 5 people surrounding a pentagram and a singular lady in the centre donned with a crown who is showered in cheap dollar store lotion by each individual around the pentagram.

Did you hear the news? Karen was this years lotion queen.

Your dad may have diabetes but my mom has been a lotion queen for 10 years.

by havokhell November 29, 2021

Stripper Lotion

Lotion, usually sold in bulk of 55 gallons or more to be installed in the preparation areas of mid to low class strip clubs. This lotion has a much higher concentration of perfume than standard lotion to mask the natural smell of the unwashed harlot and will also include glitter flakes which are invisible to all except a married woman. This glitter will glue itself to a man's beard because of sadness built into the lotion, making it impossible to remove.

John thought he was going to pull off a night at the strip club with friends but his wife busted him. She thought she noticed the smell of stripper lotion on him when he came home. It became all too obvious that he had come in contact with stripper lotion when she saw the faint pastel green fleck of stripper lotion glitter in his beard.

by stone definition August 6, 2014

Clam lotion

The oragsmic juice from a woman's vagina that collects on your balls.

PK- Man my balls are itchy as hell
CG- Mine are never itchy my girls clam lotion keeps mine soft as a babies ass. You must be doing the boss again!

by Clamer July 21, 2016