lot lizard

A person, genrally a woman, who is "ideal" by Cody's standards.

Cody is speaking to the lot lizard at Croc Rock.

by OldManCook June 17, 2009

lot lizard

a truck stop prostitute is usually referred to as a lot lizard mainly because they are usually hanging around truck stop parking lots trading intercourse or the act of fellacio for crack. the term lizard refers to the fact that prostitutes have no souls.

billy bob: hey rusty nail who was that in your truck just now?

rusty nail: oh, just some lot lizard trading her sorry self for some crack. too bad that was just baby powder.

by brandilla tha thrilla March 22, 2010

Lot Lizards

The women of the place, Iowa Lot, and believe it or not, Iowa Lizard Lots, because they work there too. If they front you their services, try not to go back to the places like Iowa Lot because you don't have enough money to pay them all. I better duck. Here comes one now!

Quincy: "Leave a note for the lot lizards of the place, Iowa Lot, that someone wrote "Iowa Lizard Lots" in the places like Iowa Lot!"

Cornelius: "Was it Idaho Yudaho?"

Quincy: "No. More like a Heedaho Sheedaho!"

Cornelius: "Oh. It must be one of them damn Oklahomasexuals again!"

Quincy: "Yep!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 13, 2023

lot lizard

In car dealership terms. A customer walking around browsing at cars that doesn't plan on buying.

Person A - Do you have a buyer?
Person B - No, just a couple of lot lizards.

by Chris Russell October 25, 2003

lot lizard

Car salesman
AKA sleezeball

I ain't gonna buy shit from you, lot lizzard

by The Munson February 27, 2004

lot lizard

A woman who goes from bar to bar wrecking marriages.

carol jensen

by ben there October 29, 2003

lot lizard

A carnival worker that sleeps with several other carnys or marks.

She/HE tries to act like a diva, but she/he's just another "lot lizard".

by Tom Metts May 06, 2004