Leptard

A bag of douche

Stop being such a Leptard.

by king12345 September 9, 2013

laptard

Disappointingly underpowered, corporately issued portable computer

He waited eons for his laptard to boot up in the morning.

by Vertigogo October 21, 2007

Loptarded

Something that is tilted and or uneven

Dude, that guy's cock is so loptarded u know he aint got no bitch!

by Kitty69 November 13, 2004

liptard

The word itself is a combination of the words lipnode tar and dead. The best we can figure out is that it means the lipnode on the tar is now dead.

Person: Hey you know that lipnode on the tar?
Other Dude: Yeah. You mean liptar tho.
Person: Whatever. It's dead now.
Other Dude: Oh. Welp, let's add a D for dead. It's now a liptard.

by Rydoge21 November 12, 2019

Lopardo

A sloth like creature that sits in a reclining chair and makes loud noises when sleeping.

Suzette: "shh don't wake the Lopardo"

by Sleepyzie April 17, 2021

Lootarded

Half looter, half retard. Describes people who are so retarded that it makes them loot.

Lootarded - ''Omg! I'm such a lootard. I looted the mall and stole Air Jordans from inside it, then traded them for crack, and got all cracked out! HAHA!! ''

by oldschoolrocker December 7, 2021