god’s loophole

When Christian girls do anal in order to maintain their virginity.

The girls at St. Mary’s all take advantage of god’s loophole.

by Starkgarean April 21, 2018

Loophole Girl

a girl who looks underage, but is in fact over the age of consent.

Did you see that hot young jailbait he was with? She's actually 21. A real loophole girl if I ever saw one

by auricom July 16, 2010

Christian Loophole

When two Christian kids have anal sex because it technically isn't really "sex"

me and josh Christian loopholed after class.

by Goofiest goof in the history September 9, 2016

Poophole Loophole

When a girl desperately wants to keep her virginity but needs some good back-door romance

Timmy: Wait, how'd you guys have sex, isn't she a virgin?

Tommy: Bro, we used the Poophole Loophole.

by Da Krew January 22, 2016

loophole in the bible

A way to keep your virginity and still have intercourse by engaging in anal sex.

"I'm sorry , Jay. We can't have sex I have a chastity ring."

"That's okay, there is a loophole in the bible"

by Ash_Tree August 4, 2016

virginity loophole

The Virginity Loophole

The idea by many morally well meaning young ladies with the idea of maintaining their virginity by refraining from vaginal sex and having only anal sex before marriage.

Patient: "Dr P, am I still a virgin if I only have anal sex before marriage?"

Dr P: "Young lady, you keep telling yourself that. Just keep telling yourself that sex does not include anal sex. Your subscribing to the Virginity Loophole doesn't work. How ridiculous a thought is that? What did you learn from our beloved President C? A BJ is not sex. So give your boyfriend a BJ."

by T_rump_supporter April 5, 2016

Loophole Virgin

A Loophole Virgin is someone that believes their purity and spiritual beliefs are preserved as long as sexual relations include any orifice other than the vagina

Calvin and his Loophole Virgin think they're not sinners because they keep the nooky confined to the pooper and the pie-hole

by Apollo83 July 23, 2019