cooch a looch

a word made up by mike t refering to a fine ass pussy

Jessica: hey mike wanna have sex
Mike: hell ya ill hit that cooch a looch!!!!!!!

by suckin puss farts July 16, 2011

Dirty Looch

Getting extremely red in the face, potentially yakking in the bar restrooms, all while claiming that snowboarders can’t hang.

Woah man, you really went full Dirty Looch last night.

by WigglyPigglyZAX November 12, 2021

looch

Short for "leg-gooch", the space between your balls and your leg, where BSTL-causing sweat is made, and is notorious for smelling almost as bad as the gooch itself.

I stopped wearing a cup when I played paintball because it chafed my looch to hell and back.

by The Ammon Republican Army September 17, 2005

King Looch

An adjective describing a person who is fat in size and who wobbles when they walk. Looch can be multiplyed intomore than one, for example, Gabriel iglesias is a King Looch, because f his size. A lesser king Looch, is one who is skinny yet fat and gay on the inside. For example, Osama Bin Laden is a lesser king Looch

Hey are you a King Looch?
Nah man im a Lesser King Looch
Cool wanna go to the gay club
Sure why not

by Simon Anderson January 20, 2011

Scooch-da-looch

When you move closer to a person in order to lick their elbow and they turn around right when you are in the middle of the lick.

Dude did you see the guy do the scooch-da-looch on the subway.

by Shastyboy22 November 9, 2017

looche

The feeling between like and love

After talking to him, and before having sex with him I fell deeply in looche with him.

by Charliebrown21 May 22, 2014

Looch

Someone who smells like an asshole, also someone who can’t control their alcohol, very annoying when drunk.

Look it’s a stupid fucking looch

by Dell computer February 18, 2019