looksmax

Verb

This is referring to physical improvement of a person's body - in terms of development of facial features or muscular improvement - in order to make oneself more attractive or easier to like.

This term is derived from a video game type idea of statistics (stats) and a levelling system where looks is one of those stats and max means the stat has been filled to the limit the game set.

"I spent the weekend looksmaxxing, I'm about to pull some," said the cringy 12 year old.

"Looksmax yourself dog. Man, you ugly as hell tbh" the 17 year old said to his brother before his first date.

by Milo Luwa October 29, 2023

Lobstromonus

it can mean anything.

"oh, this wine is Lobstromonus" or did you watch the big fat quiz of the year? "yeah, but it was a bit Lobstromonus"

by SeMiCr December 30, 2012

looksmaxx

The act of altering one's appearance in order to become more attractive. Can be 'soft' (meaning more normalized, less-invasive, and non-permanent methods of improvement, such as getting a haircut, going on a diet, or wearing makeup) or 'hard' (more intense methods such as plastic and cosmetic surgery and steroids). The term is popular amongst incels and femcels but the majority of people on the planet participate in looksmaxxing in some way or another.

"I am a deeply unhappy person. I think I am going to fixate on looksmaxxing to become more attractive instead of addressing the core issues that plague me."

by posaf October 21, 2021

Bahamian Lobster Trap

Having a hemorrhoid pushed back in with a dildo.

Joey paid a hooker to give him a Bahamian lobster trap.

by Omalley March 23, 2016

sand lobster

A nickname for scorpions. The term is generally used to make scorpions sound more appetizing.

The only food I had to survive on in the desert was a sand lobster that I found.

by Cocktail Sauce #1 March 9, 2009

Lobsterjuiceachino

The act of pouring a cappuccino into a women's satch, letting it ferment for a good while and then drinking it.

Ryan: Yo dude I had Sandy give me a Lobsterjuiceachino, it tasted like fish.
Bro: Nasty!

by Daddycrew November 7, 2012

fret lobster

Term for a "capo", the clamp-like device placed on the fretboard of a guitar to change its tuning.

"if you have your heart set on playing it in E flat, you could always just use a fret lobster"

by Joe Frosnost October 25, 2007