lobbed balls

A condition (one can have "lobbed balls" in the same way one can have a bad cold) in which the person has not had sex in a long time, but desires it.
Similar to "Blue balls", but usually more severe. Cannot be relieved by masturbation, only with actual sex.

Jim: What's wrong with Dean? He's being a total douche canoe!
Grant: Oh, don't mind him. His girlfriend's been out of town for the last few weeks, and he has a raging case of lobbed balls.
Jim: Oh, that sucks for him.

Randall: I can't believe my girlfriend broke up with me last month! Everything sucks! I just want her back!
Leo: Now, wait. Is that you talking, or the lobbed balls?

lobbed balls by Chronic Homosexual February 1, 2014

Looped 

Derived from loopy. Another word for high.

"Dude, I was so looped last night."

Looped by pressyglue September 3, 2018

man-looked 

When a male conducts a half assed attempt at searching for a missing object. Said object is usually in plain sight, and sometimes within a 10ft radius.

To look, but not really see.

Husband: "heyyyyy babe, have you seen my wallet?"
Wife: "did you look in the kitchen?"
Husband: "Yeah, I've searched EVERYWHERE. It's gone!"
Wife:*locates wallet in kitchen in 4.8647 seconds* "here honey, it was in the kitchen right next to the coffee pot. Admit it, you man-looked for this"

man-looked by Haddysmom June 7, 2016

Noah I know You Looked This Up 

WHY DID YOU LOOK THIS UP

Noah I know You Looked This Up.

Noah I know You Looked This Up by UD BNA FAN May 17, 2021

how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck looked like you? 

JJ’s insult to Ethan. Basically ridiculing his obesity. Wood chucking is done with the mouth of a woodchuck, hence has a connection to eating

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck looked like you? Quite a lot, apparently

how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck looked like you? by LazyRaisin November 22, 2017

Loboed 

The Lobo (Spanish for Wolf) - To be Loboed

A sexual act that involves of face fucking a girl so hard, you break her nose, and give her two black eyes. Her blackened eyes, swollen nose, bloodied mouth, and disheveled hair give her the appearance of a wolf (or lobo).

Howling after the deed is optional for either party.

I just loboed the shit out of that girl last night, Owwwoooooooh!

or

That son of a bitch loboed me and then just threw a towel in my face.

Loboed by Sven Shroomtip March 2, 2008

looped 

a term used to describe some who is under the influence of PCP/Sherm/Angeldust/Loop/Water/Wetdaddy

Look at Bob over there, that fool is looped up.

looped by bigtyme62 September 19, 2005