Longdiculous

An adjective used to describe an absurdly long penis.

That man's penis is longdiculous.

by thegreatmanders July 1, 2011

big daddy long dick

When you are clapping your girls cheeks so incredible you become thanos

Bro fr the other day I fucked my girl so hard she called me big daddy long dick

by Roll tide bby May 25, 2019

longdicking

basically longdicking is when you fuck a bitch. the one distinction between plain sex and longdicking, is that when you longdick, theres a certain special something sex doesnt have..usually a giant cock or an extreme amount of stamina.

I picked up some girl at the club last night and i was longdicking dat ho for like 3 hours straight till she passed out.

by squidgy July 29, 2008

long dick of the law

Gun. Used by Officer Slate in the Movie Superbad.

Prepare to be fucked by the long dick of the law.

by fueled_by_ramen November 1, 2007

LongDuckDongs

LongDuckDong is a drink that some crazy drunk mexicans thought up one night in Kansas City when they were drinkin RedBull and GreyGoose vodka. When asked why they like the combination one simply said," because it makes my longduckdong!" hence the name!

"Hey Milo what are you drinking?"
--- "Im drinking longduckdongs... imma get some ass tonight"

by ShitLips913 December 24, 2009

Long dick frosted bugar bender

A person who has ingested a large amount of semen in a two or three day period.

The slutty bitches have been on one hell of a long dick frosted bugar bender....

by Burnt dick brent July 4, 2019

Longdicked

When someone always has to out do and one up you no matter what the topic is. Usually you and everyone around knows this person and knows they are fabricating this and most other stories.

Jimmy: I bought a donkey yesterday, she's really cute.

Todd: Oh yeah, I slept with THREE donkeys last night and you know what, they said I was the best they ever had.

Jimmy: Damn.

Joshua: He "Longdicked" you again, will it ever end?

by Mr. D. Butter May 10, 2010