LOLamatron

A machine, designed and programmed to create LOLs

The most advanced LOLamatron in the UK belongs to Edd Gould

by Noodlesofice April 4, 2009

LOLuRAD

Rip it. Gleam the cube. 2fast2furious. wicked nasty. hail satan. What? No.

ULTRARIDICULOUS AMOUNTS OF RAD.

Historical details are shady, though appears ChuckNorris performed the original RAD that lead to the original LOLuMAD?; thus was born LOLuRAD.

epic.awesomer.LOLuURNGRRY.LOLuMAD.furious.gaming.cool story bro.gleaming the cube.shockandawe'r'd.you got served.for teh lulz.clutch.

Yo momma: you see that!? clutched like WOAH!!!1
Yo Yo Ma: LOLuRAD!!!!!

by furiousRIOT September 3, 2009

LolMagnet

Someone who is constantly making people laugh

Person 1: You see that funny guy John yesterday?
Person 2: haha yeah, he's a total lolmagnet

by THE MUDAFUCKING KING (Steven) April 11, 2010

lokum

A gooey baby girl who is loved by everyone she meets. Shes shy and floofy. Works full time as the owner and head baker at Lokums bakery alongside fifi and jiji.

Ronald: Oh is that Lokum?!
Patrick: It must be! No one else could ever be that gooey.

by PeeGeeTips March 29, 2021

lolman

He is the dictator of PhODS, he became the dictator since Qcumber's peaceful rule came to an end as Qcumber got busy with college studies.

Rashad : We shall remove lolman from this server!

by lolmanKiBeti February 1, 2021

Pull a Lolomon

1) a huge failure
2) a mistake that will likely result in an FML story

Person 1: Man i was sitting on the subway asleep. i woke up just as the door was closing and ran for it. I got stuck and they had to stop the subway. FML

Person 2: Man, way to pull a lolomon

by lolworm April 9, 2009

LOLUMAYO

A newly introduced variation of the popular online insult "lolumad", used as a sarcastically condescending response to online gamers who express hostility toward you or "your momma." The insult is meant to emphasis the humor around getting upset at another person online over a game.

Coined by vR.Proud on Blizzard's Battle.net servers during a game of Defense of the Ancients (DOTA)

<some_random_online_gamer>: You suck, get a life nerd.
<you>: LOLUMAYO

<some_random_online_gamer>: Your momma is so fat you noob
<you>: LOLUMAYO

by mafaga December 21, 2008