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uganda log jammer

When you stick your dick in the asshole of somebody with liquid diarrhea to stop the flow, then you release it for a big waterfall of shit.
I did a uganda log jammer on my girlfriend when she had the shits, I ended up covered in shit though.
by sheentuff November 8, 2017
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Vietnamese Log Jammer

When you take your partner out for Vietnamese food and they then hold in the resulting bowel movement until the following day. Wait until they are desperate for a shit and then perform anal sex thus ‘jamming’ the Vietnamese food in there!
Me and the wife treated ourselves to a Vietnamese log jammer last night
by Vandy Sag December 2, 2018
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TENNESSEE RIVER TWIN LOG JAMMER

A sexual act when a female gives head to 2 men at the same time. She goes from one log to the other thus giving the name Tennessee River Twin Log Jammer. She has to keep the wood wet like the river and hard. Has to fix the log jam only 1 log in the machine at a time.
The Tennessee River Twin Log Jammer was the best thing bros can do to hoes your brothers will thank you for the suggestion and might have a fun night as well.
by BigBoy711 December 12, 2015
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Tennessee Log Jammer

The use of a butt plug on long road trips so as to eliminate the need for bathroom breaks or the use of depends.
Dude, I was running so late this morning, I didn't even have time to make deuce, so I did a Tennessee Log Jammer so I wasn't late for class.
by SicFucher February 14, 2010
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Longhammer

A trusty tool that helps ordinary men do extraordinary things
With the help of his longhammer, Alex was able to defeat the rebel alliance, master the violin, and still make it home in time for lunch
by Megantron August 9, 2010
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Logjamming

When you're boning a fat chick, and you have to slow down, because her fat is in the way.
Dude, I was logjamming with Katie last night... Who knew she was that fat?
by DamnMan95 April 13, 2011
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log jammer

When one shits into anothers asshole, and the same shit is returned to the owners asshole. The shit is passed back and forth between assholes... Much like a sort of "hot potato" game.
James and Eddie did the Log Jammer! I walked in and saw them!!
by MorgazmHAH January 1, 2008
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