Perennial Boner Logistics

A complex schematic outline or diagram teaching a man how to get and keep a solid hard on for an extensive period of time.

No dude I can't hang out tonight, I have to watch a DVD on PERENNIAL BONER LOGISTICS. Im having a hard time getting it up and keeping it there too.

by psylence July 11, 2015

Logitech Z-5500

computer speakers by logitech that will make you want to scream for more

man, i just got those logitech Z-5500 speakers and they were the sex, i just couldent get enough

by brettwhite August 10, 2008

Logitard

Logical Retard, when a person should be able to use general logic to finish something and they just go way out of the norm to create something retarded.

If pepper makes you sneeze.......(Logitard response) "Then Why not sprinkle some on your butthole if your constipated??" no logitard.....pepper sprinkled tissues for when your sick.

by Mostincredible words June 3, 2011

Logistical Regression

/ləˈjistikəl/ /rəˈɡreSH(ə)n/
A malapropism often said in error by someone unfamiliar with statistics. The speaker likely means "logistic regression"(logit regression, or logit model)
"Logistical regression" is said by one trying to sound like a smart data scientist. Hearing this may trigger contempt for the speaker.

Carter's boss, Chris, told him in Error to make a report using "logistical regression" modeling.

by Bobby Peach February 9, 2018

Lagintosh

A Macintosh computer...that never ceases to Lag.

I'm a Lagintosh Gamer.

by Sheripper August 4, 2008

logisticate

To plan events and figure out how to get people together. Usually one person in a group of friends or a family is the main "logisticator". Literally- to figure out the logistics. The verb tense of "logistics". Involves lots of e-mails and phone calls.

"If I'm going to get this party together I've got to logisticate like mad for an hour or two."

by Katatak October 30, 2009

Loganton

The cutest city you will ever find; holding about 300 people as their population. This city is built on agrarian culture with Farmers and Amish. There is nothing industrial. This town consists of many farms, 2 hair salons, 1 bank, few stores, 2 schools, and wonderful people.

I think I'm going to travel to Loganton to be relieved of the city life for a while.

by kuntrygurlyeehaw March 5, 2011