A ladder is suspended between two supports. A chick lies down on the ladder. There are 8 guys (Tennessee is bordered by 8 states.), positioned as follows:
-One tit-fucking.
-Two receiving fellatio
-One performing anal sex.
-One performing vaginal sex.
-Two receiving hand jobs.
-One receiving a foot job.
-One tit-fucking.
-Two receiving fellatio
-One performing anal sex.
-One performing vaginal sex.
-Two receiving hand jobs.
-One receiving a foot job.
by vanillagirl69 February 15, 2010
Get the Tennessee Log Jammug. When one produces a turd of sufficient length and girth to breech the drain off the toilet rendering it impossible to flush down.
Dude, that Canadian log jam I left in the men's room was so big the vacuum flush couldn't even take it down!
by Stevohawking August 19, 2015
Get the Canadian log jammug. The act of having two poops stuck in the toilet and both are fighting to get through the drain (with neither of them winning). Very similar to a singular log jam, but twice at bad.
"Dude you are never going to believe this - the other day i was taking a shit and my worst nightmare came true...i looked down and saw a double log jam; not just one stuck turd, but TWO! I panicked...i didn't know what to do so i called left it there for the next guy."
by Poop-doggy-dog April 13, 2009
Get the Double Log Jammug. when you ram it into a girls ass and then also jam it into her vagina then piss all over them titties!
by poptart14 March 23, 2011
Get the Lockport log jammug. when a lady is trying to poop on your chest and your friend forces it back in with his wiener and you get your buddies to help him with their wieners
Carly came over after cinco de quatro and was trying to empty her money bin on my chest but Chester and his friends gave her the old Alabama log jam and that was the end of her.
by Uncle Screwj May 7, 2017
Get the Alabama log jammug. by Blake Miniard February 20, 2009
Get the Russian Log Jammug. Getting a Blumpkin while preforming an Upper Decker while the person performing the blumpkin is taking a shit also.
by Lawdog454 August 12, 2018
Get the Haw River Log Jammug.