Haw River Log Jam

Getting a Blumpkin while preforming an Upper Decker while the person performing the blumpkin is taking a shit also.

I went to take a piss at the gay bar, it was a Haw River Log Jam in there.

by Lawdog454 August 12, 2018

Lake Erie Log Jam

A Lake Erie Log Jam can be found in the bowl of 50% of public toilets. It is created by the first person that uses a non-functioning public toilet by totally fucking up the bowl with a huge Steamer and then tops it off with half the roll of toilet paper, which starts the Log Jam. Next person who has a Hydraulic Shit coming on and happy to find a shitter working or not adds to the log pile then uses what’s left of the roll. The next and subsequent people have no choice but to shit on top of the log pile or shit their pants, which adding to the pile makes more sense than laying down a Skid Mark in their pants which of course leads to a Rusty Bumper. After several people have assaulted the bowl, with none of it going down a LAKE ERIE LOG JAM is created, so named as if you live in the Midwest, and are north of the continental divide, that shit’s gonna wind up in Lake Erie one way or another.

I had to Carpenter Cut a Lake Erie Log Jam at McDonald’s or shit my pants!

by The CLE Steamer May 11, 2009

Mississippi Log Jam

Perfoming anal sex in the murky, muddy backwaters of sketchy food such as gas station sushi or any Indian dish...

The tandoori wasn't sitting too well but she was really riled up so I Mississippi Log Jammed her in her roomie's bed..,

by LB87 May 24, 2016

California Log Jam

When two people go ass-to-ass and proceed to pass stool simultaneously.

After some bran cereal and coffee, we were both ready for some California Log Jamming.

by smothers-brothers November 11, 2012

Oregon Log Jam

Taking a medium sized dildo (6-8 inches), insert into your partners' ass. Then proceed to perform anal sex on them. Forcing the dildo further into their anus. Later in the evening, they will have the pleasure of trying to force the dildo back out and cleaning it themselves.

My girlfriend was feeling adventurous, so we tried the Oregon Log Jam. She will never shit the same!

by Black Smoke June 10, 2008

lunar log-jam

When two people line up butt to butt and poop into each other.

The porno was incredibly boring until the German girls started to do the lunar log-jam.

by A-row May 19, 2003

Mississippi log jam

when a person takes a huge shit and stops up the toilet at the local McDonald s and the next person takes a shit in the same toilet .

bobby ran in the mcdonalds to take a shit but too his surprise he ran into a Mississippi log jam

by Mr.PonyCock October 3, 2009