Washington log flume

When you poop in a river and paddle away from the fecal matter. But then you fall out of the raft and catch the shit on your face

I ended my marriage because my wife was struck with a Washington log flume.

by GSI apples July 28, 2023

Log Flume

When someone pisses and shits at the same time, and the shit flows along the piss stream.

Hey, what took you so long?

Sorry, I just dropped a MASSIVE log flume.

by Schmunglin May 29, 2025

Utah Log Flume

When she try and soak but a black guy picks her up with his dick and she slides down to him

I gave this bitch a Utah Log Flume the other day

by DarrylDawkins January 18, 2026