alabama log flume

When you dirreah onto someone’s back and proceoto take a shit onto the waterfall and the shit flows down her back.

Hoe: Wanna try something new? TeHe ;)
Weird ass dude: How about an Alabama log flume?
Hoe: What’s that?
Weird ass dude: Magic!
Hoe: Let’s do it!

by TooMuchTime6969696969 October 25, 2018

Washington log flume

When you poop in a river and paddle away from the fecal matter. But then you fall out of the raft and catch the shit on your face

I ended my marriage because my wife was struck with a Washington log flume.

by GSI apples July 28, 2023

Utah Log Flume

When she try and soak but a black guy picks her up with his dick and she slides down to him

I gave this bitch a Utah Log Flume the other day

by DarrylDawkins January 18, 2026

Dura-Flame Log

Taking a crap on a your partners chest and sticking in a lit sparkler.

I set off the fire alarm last night when I gave her a Dura-Flame Log.

by 3219 March 21, 2010

Bisto Logflume

A euphemism for gay male sex, for use in sensitive company

"Oh, Gary and Paul were out together all weekend. I think they must have gone to the theme park, they mentioned riding the Bisto Logflume together three times in a row"

"Oh man, next time we ride the Bisto Logflume, you're going in front. Those baby gravy stains will take ages to get out"

by plinkyplonker February 6, 2010

logflume lee

the most famous 05 member at HMHS who is in the ghetto madrigals and has a rep for doing the dirtiest things on earth

yeah logflume lee wasnt in a good mood today id stay out of her way.

by Todd January 10, 2005

Logflume

with a definite passion for Guilty Gear: Strive rule 34 and his ability to not know how to do ANYTHING, These characteristics give Logflume everything he needs to fail in life.

Logflume: I got 2 followers this stream.
Everyone else: Shut up Logflume

by LogflumeLover64 November 22, 2021