National Lottery

A novel way of further taxing poor people.

" Oi know oim dahn to me last quid but oi moight just win the lot-ry!"

by Valetudo December 9, 2003

Banana Lifter

A Cock tease

That girl that i went home with last night was a banana lifter.

by BDizzle82 May 17, 2009

the loitering giraffe

a sexual position similar to 3 monks in a barrel but with altogether more turpentine. if you have a spare bed sheet, 4 lbs of butter, and a complete lack of self respect and oral hygiene give it a try.

i attempted the loitering giraffe last night, i cant feel the right side of my face....and i'll never be able to hear the laughter of children again....oh the horror.....

by a gentle manne of leisure September 1, 2010

Lottery Bus

When someone leaves a project quickly and unexpectedly. Typically referring to the risk associated with the tribal knowledge someone has that puts a project or business at risk when they leave the company. Some one would leave if they got hit by a bus (Die) or win the lottery (Not need the Job anymore)

Sue won the lottery bus and will not be back to work. (Not knowing why she is gone)
or
If John gets hit by the lottery bus we will all be hurting to get this project completed on schedule.

by justmatt February 6, 2009

White Person Lottery

White Person Lottery (WPL) is a term used to describe the immense luck a (white) person has when they obtain a large amount of money or property that they never could have earned on their own. In most cases this is through inheritance, but it can also occur through marriage. The term has a very natural sound to it and is used regularly on reddit and other popular internet blogs to describe generally very ungrateful people who are depressed for no obvious reason despite being incredibly lucky to be where they are in life. The natural offshoots of this term are MPL (Mexican Person Lottery), APL (Asian Person Lottery) and BPL (Black Person Lottery).

Guy 1: Why do you think she behaves like that all the time?
Guy 2: Classic example of a White Person Lottery winner. People who have won it have a hard time imagining that others have not won it too.

Guy 1: I feel so lucky to be an American!
Guy 2: You would feel even luckier being a White Person Lottery winner from Iceland with free university and a warm, million dollar house to relax in.

by Eric Kazinsky February 2, 2015

social lifter

A person who spends an inordinate amount of time in the gym for the purposes of meeting new people, catching up with friends, and filling up his spank bank. Though difficult to identify, this person will typically perform only one set of an exercise, stand up to stretch, and walk around the gym looking for someone to hit up.

James: I wish that social lifter would stop bogarting the flat bench.

Kevin: He's not just a social lifter, he's a social liftard. Check it, I'll chat him up, you steal the bench.

by Tuck Rollinsmith July 27, 2008

Rainbow Lottery

A woman gets quadruple-stuffed by four separate creeds: Black, Asian, White, and Mexican. Wait nine months. After the baby pops out, observe its color and distinctive features. Whichever guy is the father is proclaimed the winner and is exempt from alimony. The other three have to chip in.

"Hey, Henry, you've got an Asian friend, right? We need a fourth for the rainbow lottery tonight."

by yesistasty November 15, 2009