lmffaoomgialmfaoshrn

Laughing my fat fucking arse off. Oh my god, I am laughing my fat arse off so hard right now!

What a funny joke you just made. Lmffaoomgialmfaoshrn.

by Rest Synth February 7, 2020

Lolfag

A person who uses “lol” during any sentence. Written or spoken.

My boyfriend Stevie came all over my back Lol! (Lolling outwardly loudly)

Shut up you fucking lolfag!

by Cleft palates November 5, 2020

Pube Loofah

When you're showering with your girl, and you lather up your pubes with soap, and rub them up against her to scrub her off.

Her face was dirty, so I used my pube loofah on it.

by FredDill September 20, 2010

Human Loofah

Where a naked midget covered in soap is rubbed against another naked 'normal' person

So me and my Girlfriend are gonna go hire a midget hooked and make her into a Human Loofah

by ThyRevenant January 10, 2018

You ain't got no lowfat syrup!

A phrase that is said when you want to change the subject of a conversation. Usually when you want to avoid the subject you are talking about. Similar to " You ain't got no pancake mix!"

Guy 1: So, why did you pour your coffee on my brand new shirt?

Guy 2: You ain't got no lowfat syrup!

by WhatDoesYourPotatoeSmellLike January 22, 2011

lolfart

When you laugh so much that you lose control of your bowels and fart, possibly more.

U.S Soldier explaining Iraqi training to Reporter : Being Iraqi and doing a jumping jack is like being American and transforming into a dinosaur boat
Reporter : Lolfart!!!

by terminaturd November 9, 2009

Loofage

Loofage is a language which you use when you are bored. This language consists of words that are mixed together. Ex. Lol+Oof = Loof, and Loof+Language= Loofage. Loofage has many words like, Woal (woah and cool), Belp (I'm bored, help), Okure (Okay and Sure) which all have very useful meanings.

I'm bored so I will speak Loofage, Belp!

by Stevanshrali April 4, 2020