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Lovewell

Once considered the most honorable class of love-makers in all the land, members regarded for both instinctive and learned traits. Only existing Lovewell's today are the few that still carry the name. All Lovewell's being naturally incredible due to impeccable genetics, are characteristically desired as husbands and wives, never to each other of couse, that's disgusting. One must be careful however to capitalize correctly, as addressing one as a lovewell is exclusively insulting. (Verbal address assumes capitalization of L unless otherwise noted.)
Troy: Damn Wanda, all you rich beautiful women seem to want is a Lovewell.

Wanda: That's true, all us rich beautiful women want is a Lovewell.
by Dr. Heather August 24, 2005
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lolwell

Term used to describe a useless spell for the Priest class in the MMORPG World of Warcraft. The actuall spell name is Lightwell, hoewver due to its absurdity people just laught at it whenever a Priest actually uses it, hence the name Lolwell.
The next Priest who casts a LOLWell is getting kicked from this raid.
by Preesty May 15, 2007
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The Lowell Connector

The sexual act of placing your partner (preferably chinese, japanese, cambodian, etc.) at the end of a "slip-and-slide" ; however, the water is replaced with soy sauce. At this point the male slides down the filthy slip-and-slide on his knees trying to insert his penis into the on waiting partner in doggy style. A real expert of the Lowell Connector understands there is more then one ramp on the connector. So either the vagina or anus is an acceptable point of entry.
Guy: Dude, you smell like shit what happened?

Friend: I know bro, last night me and Sun-Li did the Lowell Connector and i cant get the soy sauce smell out of the burns on my knees.

Guy: Hate when that happens...
by audiA4 September 25, 2011
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Lowell High School

A Nazi high school in San Francisco full of Asians. Mostly Chinese who cry when they get the first F of their life on a math test that they should be taking in college. Hated by every other school in San Francisco because it owns every other school in sports. Has about 4 black people per grade, at least 2 of them half something else. If you go to Lowell High School, you don't go a day without hearing "I can't I gotta study for my Chinese test!" Yet even through all the torture and pain of getting a B to get into Berkley they say you have a better chance to get into a school like that. Also if you can not solve a Rubiks Cube under 5 minutes you should not being going to Lowell HS.

If you go to LHS, you have urges to:
1. Correct misspelled words in the bathroom stalls.
2. Sit in your room on the computer for about half the day to all day.
3. Do what you are doing right now
4. Have Yellow Fever
5. Know Mr. Axt is older then the school itself.
Non-Lowell kid: Dude you going to that awesome party tonight
Lowell High School kid: No I got to study for my Chinese test tomorrow.
Non-Lowell kid: But you had one 3 times this week.
Lowell High School Kid: I know! I got lucky this week!
by SayAnything_ButThat July 4, 2008
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lowell catholic high school

Currupt P.O.S. school where they only want your money
by Bigb1254 September 18, 2017
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Lowell-A-Bama

With regards to Lowell, Indiana. It is making a derogatory, yet comical, connection between the Southern state Alabama, and its population, with the locals of Lowell. A man named Willy, who happens to have one eye, coined the phrase along with Cedar Tucky (Cedar Lake) and Crownissippi (Crown Point). All three of these towns have a unique population of hillbillies, due to the labor migration from the South up to the North in seek of Mill jobs in Gary and Whiting.

In closing, if you'd like to see a real, authentic NASCAR tire as a tire swing, naked babies running in the rain, or pigs in the front yard... Just venture on up to the most northern Southern places in the United States... The 219
If you are driving down Commercial Avenue and see a little shop called Lions Den... You might be in Lowell-A-Bama
by 6ft Ray April 8, 2008
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lowell indiana

a small town in NW Indiana, founded by Malvin Halsted, named after his hometown of Lowell, MA. Known for our incredible football teams and corn. the lowell red devils took state in 2005, and 2nd place at state in 2007!
by K_itty Kate March 24, 2008
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