Lloyd

Generic term for any grotesque substance, object or action. Including but not restricted to the following:

1. Semen/Load
2. Ejaculation
3. Defecation/Feces
4. Testicles

1. "Last time I jacked off I got my lloyd all over myself."

2. "I lloyded all over that chick!"

3. "I gotta go take a massive lloyd."

4. "Dude that guy just showed me his lloyds. They were weird lookin'."

by someguy3692006 August 21, 2006

Lloyd

Noun Inhumanly sized slacker of professional quality.
Verb (to lloyd) to use brute force in place of skill

e.i. "Lloyd-it" in reference to a difficult sports shot.

by Anonymous November 1, 2003

Lloyd

A complete Fucking idiot who has a small ass dick. and has sex with his mom

fuck that Lloyd kid hes a fucker

by ballgaser March 2, 2011

Lloyd

meaning "gross man"
as in Lloyd Grossman.

Mike: Hey Joe. Take a look at my shit. It looks like a small dog.
Joe: Dude thats fuckin Lloyd!
Mike: Lloyd?
Joe. Fuckin gross man!

by rinnin January 11, 2009

Lloyd

Slang for a black male.

Did your girlfriend cheat on you with a Lloyd? That's harsh, dude.

by cantonym July 26, 2011

Lloyd

This is actually a new disease which renders one deaf to phones ringing, and in extreme cases the poor unfortunate soul develops a morbid fear of radio's and microphones.

Ronny Lloyd, answer that bloody phone!!!

by Broomster June 27, 2003

Lloyd

A cunt of a human being.

That Lloyd guys is a cunt and a half, mate!

by Legend of legends May 3, 2018