lion sex

Sex that only lasts for 15 seconds and ends with the guy passing out for a couple hours while the girl makes dinner

"I hate my new boyfriend, we have lion sex, then he really expects to wake up to a dinner"

by Ninjalicious October 9, 2007

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lion silence

used to throw someone off and make them go away silently

so the other day, my friend wouldnt stop talking and i kept telling her to go away but she refused, so i shouted LION SILENCE and she walked away confused and...silent.

by lion_tamer16 May 10, 2011

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lion style

King of the jungle sex; sex in which the male and female repeatedly growl at each other, or in extreme cases, scratch each others faces at random intervals

Male: Let's do it.
Female: Ok, let's do it lion style!
Male: ROAR!(scratches females face)
Female: GRR! (scratches males face)
Male: Hell ya =

by jessica jean January 4, 2008

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the lion sleeps tonight

national anthem of non pg kids

the lion sleeps tonight...
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh a wim bom bom ba wei

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh my hand up your....

by blobbfish February 26, 2019

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An affectionate term for the odd occasion when a mighty man, with strength and prowess only equal to that feline king of the jungle, cuddles the bejesus out of a beautiful woman while she sleeps, leaving her feeling safe and secure. (and moist.)

Aslan took her back to his cave and lion spooned the living witts out of her.

by Jimmy5385 March 2, 2012