Lincoln Logs

Skidmarks times ten! Turds in your pants as if you didn't wipe your ass or even worse make it to the toilet at all!

Mitch: "What the fuck is that smell?"
Wayne: "I don't know why are you looking at me?"
Sean: "Oh shit! You did it again Wayne! I can see the turds bulging out the back of your underwear, you have some serious fucking Lincoln Logs!"

by Snakepit Sean WNB May 18, 2007

Lincoln-Logging

Much like running a train, you and your friends take turns defecating on a girl's chest and stomach region until some type of crude structure is formed by the feces.

After feeding her ungodly amounts of booze, I was finally able to convince her to let me and my friends do some Lincoln-Logging in her dorm room.

by eops November 01, 2009

Lincoln Logging

When two women use a turd as a double sided dildo.

I met a hot butch last night and we ended up Lincoln logging till dawn. It was so hot.

by SallyCockidilly October 30, 2013

Lincoln Logging

When 5 or more black men get in a close circle and stack all of their penises on top of one another, similar to the kids toy.

Lincoln logging is a very popular past time in the hood.

by T.P. for my bunghole October 24, 2017

Lincoln log

When you are participating in anal sex and they shit on your dick

Anal was fun untill she gave me a Lincoln log

by ploppypoppy99 July 16, 2015

Lincoln Logs

When bearded women (preferably wearing top-hats) engage in the act of scissoring. This can involve a quantity of 2 - 12 bearded women.

"That is the hairiest lincoln logs session I've ever seen!"

"I hear the circus is coming to town. I hope they have a decent Lincoln Logs act."

by UncleRumpleFugly July 07, 2009

lincoln log

A piece of toast with a hole in the middle and an egg fried inside the hole.

Man, should I have toast or eggs for breakfast? Oh I know! I'll have a lincoln log!!

by phillyfolk May 15, 2010