liberate

to steal or appropriate something

He must have attempted to liberate a frozen dinner from their house, because they jumped down his throat the next day.

by The Return of Light Joker June 16, 2009

computer semi-literate

A recovering Luddite, new to computers with a low skill level.

I ain't no computer semi-literate...I found the urban dictionary, didn't I?

by harry flashman July 17, 2003

Literate kid

Someone on the internet who uses perfect grammar when they talk; Usually thinks highly of themselves. Most literate kids only talk to other literate kids, and see anyone else as stupid.

boy1 : hey u know were i can find sum free music?
boy2 : Ew, ever heard of a thing called grammar? You should try it sometime.
boy1 : cn u just tell me were i can get free music??
boy2 : Yeah, when you start typing so I can understand you. Dictionary.com, retard.
boy1 : damn literate kids.......

by Kimmysnotok April 19, 2008

literateur

One who is almost obnoxiously acquainted with literature, and frequently reminds others of this fact.

A 'literateur' would immediately recognize the Dickensian reference if one wrote the word "humble" as "'umble", and would make damn sure you knew he/she knew you knew.

by Tuco Wilde January 12, 2008

Likeabat

A comment declaring feral prowess similar to that of a bat.

Also, a demoralizing cry to be made before an attack.

"Toby had waited silently on the roof for his quarry to pass under. Finally his wait came to an end, he descended LIKEABAT!"

by Bratling September 15, 2009

Liketurbate

That annoying moment when someone likes his/hers own status, pictures etc. on Facebook. We all know at least a person who liketurbates.

Some Guy added a new photo

Lets check out the likes.......
"Some Guy" likes this.

Oh wow... So this is " Liketurbate " OK...

by Xedeon112 June 29, 2012

liberated

Stolen

Something relieved from the slavery of belonging to the person attempting to sell it

Where'd you get that 40? I thought you were dead broke
I liberated it from the deli yo

by psychout October 5, 2010