Lick Her Postage Stamp

To eat her ass out. Eat booty.

When I get home tonight I’m gonna lick her postage stamp.

by Dick Onchin April 12, 2020

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Hit a straight lick with a crooked stick

Overcoming incredible difficulties and doing remarkable things.

Ex: When a kid grows up in a bad situation without any guidance, but somehow rises above it and has a successful life; that kid hit a straight lick with a crooked stick.

by |SaltyJack| January 12, 2019

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Doll Licker

Go fuck yourself.

How's it going Doll Lickers?

by Doll Licker General November 13, 2020

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licking a tree and hoping for maple syrup

an attempt at resolving/achieving something with less effort than is required for success with a high probability of the attempt proving futile and unpleasant

By attempting to throw the game disc into the console from the couch rather than standing up and putting it in, the lazy high-schooler was licking a tree and hoping for maple syrup.

by NotAnEnglishMajor (or student) August 26, 2020

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